Friday, April 27, 2012

That Pedobear Meme

                                                  That Pedobear Meme

      So I'm flipping through cable at the folks when I happen upon Mad TV on Cartoon Network. As the show is reasonably funny, I stop to watch. I'm not familiar with todays' TV but I knew what they were lampooning when the Grey's In Anime segment came on. Their whacking away at various tropes certainly got a chuckle or ten out of me. At one point a green version of THAT MEME  popped up. As an afficianado of warped humor it got a yuck out of me. Later ..... that ..... day .....

      Again, channel surfing whereupon I finish up an episode of King of the Hill also on CN. Between shows the Adult Swim programming block has these quick "typewritten" bumpers funny in themselves. This one was in praise of older folks out of touch with todays' technology & how good they have it. Well, up pops THAT MEME again.

      "If you have a net connection you'd know what this means, & you don't want to . Stay classy old people."

      This, of course, got a small hoot out of me. But ..... I wonder.

      In the past, we have laughed at & put down things that have later become mainstream & accepted. In this broken world of ours, some of those things served only to downgrade & make life more sordid than it should be. This could be one of them.

      I hope what I had seen is not a precursor of "things to come" (The NAMBLA creatures & others would love it.).

      Now there are those whose tastes run toward that sort of thing. In the case of adolescents watching cartoon porn of fictional adolescents in x-rated situations this can be "excused" as they're just horny kids. Boys will be boys, girls will be girls. But for older folks looking at any "underage" hentai & adolescents looking at pre-teen character anime porn, well, I wonder about you.

      Many justify this by saying it doesn't fall under the legal definition of child porn as real children aren't in it. True enough. As a "small L" libertarian I usually agree with the concept of "no victim, no crime". Howsomever ..... It's still child porn nonetheless, albeit the kind one can't be arrested for possession of. It depicts (fictional) children in x-rated situations.

      One can argue they would never harm a real child or have actual child porn in their possesion ...... but ..... If one is into those sub genres of hentai, I would not recommend one seek employment/career in the field of child care. Just my opinion.

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Interesting Search Words #14

                                      Interesting Search Words #14

      Hentai & ponies ..... You'd think people would have better things to do.

1. haruhi suzumiya pony - Mr. Hardy ..... puh-leeze!

2. doug evangelion - I have the series. I've seen Death and Rebirth & End of Evangelion a number of times. I even have the first two "rebuild" flicks. I don't recall anyone named Doug in them. Who/what is he? The 19th angel? Beware of Doug.

Hey! Anybody seen that Doug guy?

3. real anime girls - If they were real they wouldn't be anime.

4. hentai because real girls are doing it wrong - Obviously you don't know the right girls. For that matter, do you know ANY girls?

5. mlp haruhi - Darn it Weatherly! CUT IT OUT!

Again, if the show was more like this ..... MLP "animorphs".
L-R: Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie. Credit: Glanco Justicar

6. neon genesis evangelion drink - Don't drink UCC coffee! It's got LCL in it! Blech!

7. usda dingbats - May they all be devoured by pink slime.

8. cross eyed hentai - You look at it long enough ......

9. haruhis alien babies - They're NOT ponies!

Typical brony attitude .....

10. john birch society logo - Will this do?

If conspiracy's afoot, the Birchers will find it out.

How ..... How Dare He! The Offending of Haruhi Suzumiya here.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: OOOOO! Goodies In the Mail here.

End of Evangelion: This Is (Really) Disturbing here.

My Little PWNY here.

The article on another blog that started the My Little Pony nonsense on this blog here.

That 'nother blog here.

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

The REI Visa: Say What!?

Come December you might see something like this (RUN LIKE HECK!).

                                               The REI Visa: Say What!?


                                                                     Jay Agan

      So I'm going about my custodial duties in the main lobby of the colleges' student union when I happen to stumble upon a leaflet for, get this ..... the REI Visa. Huh ..... ?

      Students are being constantly bombarded with krap from the various card companies. As future spenders, the countrys' student population is a vast fertile ground of potential consumer debt. Debt drives "commerce" (And GOVERNMENT!) & it would be unpatriotic to have your dough languishing away in an account or retirement savings. Best get out & SPEND! You're already in deep with student loans, might as well .....

      But ..... the REI Visa? I'm sure it stands for something other than that fictional (I HOPE!) soulless creature of the Evangelion franchise. I mean ..... what is this? A credit card for the end times? A ..... "Get out of Third Impact free." card?

      I can just see it. 12-21-12 rolls around & .....

      "Forget it kid. Got my REI Visa here & ..... What the! ..... Hold on now! ...... No! Not that! I mean ..... HO-LEE! ....."


      ..... burble ..... burble .....

      Naw! Didn't think so.

Article copyright © 4-19-2012 Jay Agan

On The Rapture, Third Impact, Armageddon & All That here.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: OOOOO! Goodies In the Mail! here.

End of Evangelion: This is (Really) Disturbing here.

Beyond Wrong & Wonderful: An Evangelion/Azumanga Daioh Crossover Fanfiction here.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Oh! Great!

                                                       Oh! Great!

      As is my usual procedure, I was looking through the audience section in my blog stats when I noticed Afghanistan listed. Intrigued, I checked out the referring url in the traffic sources section. Seems someone from there was looking at my Shooting Range Herp 'n Derp article.

      As most of the people who come to this blog to "snatch" pictures, I intentionally rename any illustrations with particulars regarding it (After all they're looking for ex. "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya_Haruhi_Playboy_bunny_suit.jpg & not 123xyz.jpg.). That way, anyone looking for a particular graphic will come to my blog. The idea is if at least one in ten actually bother to read the accompanying article then the picture has done its job.

      The graphic that WAS with the above article was that of a large "bullseye" rifle target. I wondered: Why would someone in Afghanistan want a target graphic? To make copies of it & if so, who? I'm sure our people over there have more than enough targets, paper & otherwise. I concluded that ones who would have need of such a graphic may not be friendly. I have therefore removed the graphic from the article & replaced it with a different one.

      While I was (And still am.) all for our people to go into Afghanistan, kill terrorists, & LEAVE (As was originally intended.), I'm not for our folks staying & trying to "build" a nation where there wasn't any to begin with & NEVER WILL BE. All the same, I don't like the idea of being responsible for any of our people "getting it" & so have removed the graphic.

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Monday, April 16, 2012

Ann Romney Hasn't Worked A Day In Her Life? Not Sure About That.

Holy krud! Look at 'em all! A LARGE rich family of workers, professionals, tax payers, contributors to society
& their poisonous broods of kids! Useless eaters, people polluters, & parasites the lot of 'em! Probably believe in
God too! The scum! 
                      Ann Romney Hasn't Worked A Day In Her Life? Not Sure About That.
      In light of the recent controversy over Hilary Rosens' comment about Ann Romney not having worked a day in her life, I thought I would give my two cents worth.

      One of the things that always ticked my mom off was her being regarded as unemployed. Like Ann Romney, mom stayed at home & raised five kids. It was not easy. As one of those kids I'm in a position to know. We ran mom ragged & handed a lot krap to her. It was all she could do to keep us in line. Yes, there is talk of how the Romneys are rich & raising so many kids wasn't much of a hardship, but to me that is so much class warfare guff used to "frame the argument".

      My main beef however is with another segment of the "opposition". Those who think large families (And humans in general.) are a curse to the planet in terms of "environment". I remember the advent of their mantras, sayings, cliches, etc. during the early 70s & I can say that then as now, they & themselves are just as phoney now as they were then.

      I don't buy into the "environmentalist" line of bull. I don't believe the planet will "melt" if we don't toe their party line & generally go to hell just on their say so. I do not believe there are too many people in the world though (When I see so many folks swallowing their propaganda.) I do believe there are too many of the minimally brain damaged out there.

      Some of the more "loftier" of the opposition have even gone so far as to say the number of people in the world need to be reduced to two billion or less. One can only hope that idealists such as they would "do something about it" & eliminate themselves. After all, they being human, are part of their percieved problem. Doubt that would happen. They truely have the cowardice of their convictions.

      I suppose to these sad creatures, the sight of a large family (Such as the Romneys.) of prosperous contributors to society would be a blight to the eye. It puts the lie to their vision of squalor & poverty that should accompany large families. The Romneys don't fit their preconcieved mold.

      They call it overpopulation. I call it competition. They call it overcrowding. I call it the genetic sweepstakes. They call it evil. I call it winning.

      You see, there's a much greater chance of someone looking like Mitt Romney running around a thousand years from now than that of Hilary Rosen. "Survival" is its' own justification.

Some might think this as anti-Republican. It could go either way.

      Oh yes. Do not think this is a plug for Romney. I voted for Ron Paul in the Ohio Republican Primary. Come November I'll hold my nose & hit the Romney lever.

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Friday, April 13, 2012

Interesting Search Words #13

                                              Interesting Search Words #13

      The 13th installment on offbeat & weird search words bringing folks to this blog. And just in time for Friday the 13th too! Here goes!

1. anime girl in tension - Kinda redundant isn't it? Most of them always seem like they're about to explode anyway.

Revy taking aim at My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.

2. anime girl pox - It's called: lolicon.

3. aardvark tees weatherly hardy - No! Really! This actually showed up! To get the straight scoop, try here & here. The weirder they are .....

Example product of Aardvark Tees. Tell 'em Jay sent ya!

4. haruhi suzumiya gang - That bunch has been terrorizing North High & surrounding area for too long! Why don't the authorities do something!?

The worst of the lot! "Machine Gun Mikuru" out for blood, as usual.
Terrorism never looked so cute.

5. hentai in real life - Then it wouldn't be hentai now, would it?

6. yuki nagato body pillow - That ..... is so ..... pathetic!

7. nyuk nyuk - The correct usage is: Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

There'll never be another like him, though I hope Will
Sasso lives up/down to it. Got this from Stooge World.

8. shinji ikari demotivational - The kid is pretty much a demotivational all by himself.

Hey Shinji! Misato just sent this over. Drink up! You'll feel better!

9. pokemon langley - Asuka! I choose you ..... to kick Shinjis' butt!

10. my little pony friendship magic horror - Ya got that right!

I'd sooner get tanged! No!..... Stay back! ..... No! ..... No! ..... Aieeeeeeeee!

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Answering Those 50 Anime Questions: A Filler Article

      A one Ace Railgun got the ball rolling on this & now it seems everyone BUT ME is doing this. Not wanting to be left out, here it is.

                           Answering Those 50 Anime Questions: A Filler Article

1. Who is your favourite male anime character?

Spike Spiegel. He's just too dang kool for words.

2. Who is your favourite female anime character?

Faye Valentine. She's just too dang kool to care.

3. What is your favourite anime soundtrack?

Of the only two I have right now (One being End of Evangelion), I would say Azumanga Daioh.

4. What is your favourite anime opening + animation?

Opening song: First season  The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It has the feel of a 70s Helen Reddy song. Opening & closing with credits here.

Opening animation: Lucky Star, zippy & quirky here.

5. What is your favourite anime ending + animation?

Ending Song: First season Spice & Wolf. Though it's in a rather cute "Engrish", it has the feel of something  the Beatles would've sung in the late 60s. Ending song here.

Ending animation: Azumanga Daioh, the part where Kaorin "accidentally" touches Sakaki here.

Franchise ending: Last scenes & closing from episode #26 of Cowboy Bebop: The Real Folk Blues Part 2.

..... bang .....
Credit: Graytiv

6. What is your favourite anime scene?

The "Hostility Passing By" scenario from Episode 2 of Full Metal Panic Fumoffu.

"Why a plain roll!?"

7. If you could meet an anime character who would it be?

Spike Spiegel for coolness lessons. Shinji Ikari to slap some sense into (Stop going emo on us, kid!). Maybe Spike could straighten him out.

8. What anime character is most similar to you in terms of personality?

Depending on my mood & "howz it goin'" I range between Shinji Ikari & Spike Spiegel. Maybe I should slap me around!

9. What is your favourite thing about anime?

The general political incorrectness. It's from a monoracial culture so it has little barriers to "politeness". Everyone smokes like chimneys. Even if any of the women can kick your posterior, they still enjoy being girls.

10. What is your least favourite thing about anime?

Too much cutsey, moe' schoolgirl krap, though I do have a FEW shows involving this (If I were a 'toon I'd be a Haruhiist.). See question #18.

If you want to see what real MOE is then check out a Three Stooges episode or three. The movie is in theaters April 13.

11. Who is your favourite anime couple?

Haruhi & Kyon from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She abuses the krap outta him & he's a glutton for punishment (But then, if God tells you to jump, you immediately "suck it up" & ask: how high?.). They're in love with one another but they won't admit it to themselves let alone each other (At least not when they're awake.).

Yes sir! Kyon has "all the luck in the world." Not all of it's good

12. Who is your favourite anime animal?

Outlaw Stars' Aisha Clan Clan.

"Who you callin' an animal!"

13. What anime would make a good game?

I play checkers on the net, so I'm not much into vid games.

14. What game would make a good anime?

Uh ..... checkers?

15. What was the first anime you ever watched?

8 Man/Eight Man Over. During the 1960s (Yeah, I'm that old!). Was visiting the gradparents in upstate New York. They had what passed for cable & got all the NYC stations (Grandpa & his Yankees!). A cousin happened to mention it being on & was hooked ever since. The NY indy staions (WPIX (ch11), WOR (ch9), etc.) had other anime as well (Astro Boy, The Amazing Three, Gigantor, etc.).

This was back when it wasn't called anime, or even Japanimation. They were uh ..... cartoons.

16. Do you think you’ll ever stop watching anime?

Say what!? That would be about the same time I'd stop watching old movies. When alzheimers kicks in or the Lord calls me home.

17. What is your favourite genre of anime?

Science Fiction, military.

18. What is your least favourite genre of anime?

A high school romance/comedy had better have an interesting "take" before I'll even think of watching it, egs: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (theological whackness), Full Metal Panic Fumoffu (military fish out of water), Lucky Star  (satire), Serial Experiments Lain (existential/theological mind twists), etc.  An exception would be Azumanga Daioh. Cute, funny, simple/sophisticated, & doesn't insult your intelligence.

Chiyo-chan helps Kagura out with a problem. L-R Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga,
 Tomo Takino, Sakaki, Chiyo-chan Mihama, Kagura, Koyomi "Yomi" Mizuhara,
 & "Chiyo father". Credit: J C Staff

19. Are you open about watching anime with people you know?

Yes. Everyone thinks I'm weird anyway so what the heck?

20. Have you ever been to Japan?

I only like some of their movies & cartoons. Don't think I'd care for the "bumper to bumper" environment.

21. What anime was the biggest let down for you?

Chrono Crusade. After about eight eps, nothing was happening except "monster of the week". From the trailer, I was expecting a great riff on The Untuouchables & Catholicism.

22. What anime was better than you expected?

Lucky Star. In spite of it being a partial running advert for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya it's a great satire of anime & pop culture in general.

23. What is the best anime fight scene?

Vicious & Spike "square off" in episode 5 of Cowboy Bebop:
Ballad of Fallen Angels.

The church shootout between Spike & Vicious in Cowboy Bebop episode #5, Ballad of Fallen Angels.

24. Who is your anime waifu?

I like my women real & of legal age.

25. What was your favourite video game as a child?

I'm from the pinball/pre-Atari era.

Questions About Me

26. Most embarrassing moment?

Too many to count.

27. a) Can you drive?

I'm in my fifties. What do you think?

27. b) Do you own a car?

It owns me.

28. Are you mature?

You're as old as you feel. I'm just as childish & immature as I ever was.

29. What year were you born?

Let's just say I'm soon to be AARP elligable.

30. Do you prefer cats or dogs?


31. Describe yourself physically.

Check out the bulletin board at the post office.

32. What would you name your first child?

Bruno, Igor or Adolf.

33. What is the worst injury you’ve ever had?


34. What is your worst habit?

Watching anime.

35. Do you drink or smoke?

No to both.

36. Do you have a tattoo?


37. Are you a morning or a night person?

I'm an insomniac.

38. Have you ever slept past midday?

See above.

39. Do you regret anything?


40. Can you count the number of friends you have on one hand?

Hands n' feet.

41. Do you wear glasses?

Only for reading.

42. Are you a picky eater?

I eat wot I pick.

43. Would you die for someone?

She left the scene long ago.

44. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Teleportation. I hate driving.

45. Do you believe in the supernatural?

If it's super & it's natural, then it's supernatural.

I believe in God & I'm not talking Haruhi or Lain, etc.

46. Would you rather be rich or famous?


47. Have you ever committed a crime?

They haven't caught me yet.

48. Time traveller or ghost?


49. Does someone have a crush on you?

See #43.

50. Are you in a relationship?

Can't afford it.

Hope you enjoyed this. See y'all later.

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Washi With the Mask Off: A Haibane Renmei Fan Fiction

                         Washi With the Mask Off: A Haibane Renmei Fan Fiction


                                                                   C V Ford

      The Washi/Communicator pushed back from the table & heaved a contented sigh. He hadn't eaten this well for quite some time.

      "How long?" He pondered. "Two ..... three years?"

      It was a long time coming & always worth the wait. The microwave/teleporter in the western woods had, as usual, cooked the main course to perfection & the younger they were, the better.

      Rakka was an excellent worker & she would be hard to replace. The washi was going to miss her.

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I just had to write this. Now you know what happens on "the day of flight". Yeah, I know. I can be one sick dude ..... burp!

Other (And nicer.) Haibane Renmei fan fictions here: 1 2

Haibane Renmei: One Side of the Equation here.

Haibane Renmei: Awww Rats! here.

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Monday, April 2, 2012

Interesting Search Words #12

Interesting Search Words #12

The folks out there are getting weirder 'n weirder. More strange requests from even stranger people.

1. godzilla hentai - I can only imagine what that'd be like. And I don't want to!

2. applejack is dark matter - All depends on which website you go to.

An "animorph" of the Applejack character from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.
As stated in a previous article: If the show was more like this, I just might watch it!

3. william shatner nudes - Another thing I don't want to talk about.

4. william shatner demotivational - I think the above is pretty much that.

5. rei if someone asks if you are god you say yes - Uh! ..... Yes! ..... No! ..... Uh! ..... I mean ..... RUN AWAY! ..... Yikes! ..... Splat! ..... burble, burble .....

6. azumanga daioh girls older - Well, here's one of Chiyo-chan at least.

The pigtails say Chiyo. The glasses say Yomi. Seems as if
Tomo never "grew up". Why am I not surprised?

7. creepy dark anime hideout - In the words of one of Mitt Romneys' heroes: "This is the place!"

8. hentai nazi - When being a regular nazi just isn't enough.

Achtung! Das ist genugh! Zere are no hentai nazis here. You vill move along.

9. ayumu life - Is that an Amway kind of thing?

Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga: She's a state of mind.

Past Interesting Search Word articles: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

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