The REI Visa: Say What!?

Come December you might see something like this (RUN LIKE HECK!).

                                               The REI Visa: Say What!?

                                                                  by

                                                                     Jay Agan

      So I'm going about my custodial duties in the main lobby of the colleges' student union when I happen to stumble upon a leaflet for, get this ..... the REI Visa. Huh ..... ?

      Students are being constantly bombarded with krap from the various card companies. As future spenders, the countrys' student population is a vast fertile ground of potential consumer debt. Debt drives "commerce" (And GOVERNMENT!) & it would be unpatriotic to have your dough languishing away in an account or retirement savings. Best get out & SPEND! You're already in deep with student loans, might as well .....

      But ..... the REI Visa? I'm sure it stands for something other than that fictional (I HOPE!) soulless creature of the Evangelion franchise. I mean ..... what is this? A credit card for the end times? A ..... "Get out of Third Impact free." card?

      I can just see it. 12-21-12 rolls around & .....

      "Forget it kid. Got my REI Visa here & ..... What the! ..... Hold on now! ...... No! Not that! I mean ..... HO-LEE! ....."

      SPLAT!

      ..... burble ..... burble .....

      Naw! Didn't think so.

Article copyright © 4-19-2012 Jay Agan

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