The set's not hooked to cable or antenna. It picks up only one channel. A very private one. Unlike cable, it always has something good on. No matter the time, whatever is playing is just starting as I tune in. How can this be? It's my video collection. Hi, I'm Jay. An occasional (very) voice actor lurking in the central Ohio hinterlands. And this is Jays' Tee Vee. My little corner of wierdness on the web. Movies, cartoons, anime. Oh yeah! ... WARNING ... Some politics.
Showing posts with label lowest common denominator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lowest common denominator. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Bernie Sanders 2016 ... An Economic Revolution is Coming! ... Hallelujah!
Bernie Sanders 2016 ... An Economic Revolution is Coming! ... Hallelujah!
Could it be Mr. Sanders has discovered an inexhaustible power scource? After all, in the words of V I Lenin: "Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country."
Remember kiddies, Socialism/Communism/Liberalism/democrats is NOT about something for nothing.
It's about something from your wallet.
From each according to his ability ... filtered through a fat bureaucracy ... to each according to his disability.
They want theirs and everybodys' cake ... And eat yours too.
Not to worry. It's all in the best of intentions and with your safety and welfare at heart.
I mean ... just because it's never worked before doesn't mean it won't work this time.
C'MON! GIVE IT A CHANCE!
... again ...
No ... really!
Maybe ...
... not.
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Two Ring Circus
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| Nanako Matsushima finds out that movies are still your best entertainment. Ringu (Toho Co. Ltd & Kadokawa Shoten 1998) |
Two Ring Circus
by
Jay Agan
So, what is it with "Hollywood"? (I'm referring to the mentality. I know a lot of films are not "made" there.) Just what is it that makes these folks take a property & mess with it? We've all seen it before: A best selling book. A great foriegn film/classic film. Something that was wonderful, inspirational, or just dang kool. They take it & make/remake it into a piece of on-screen garbage. Look at what they did to Lord of the Rings, Godzilla, or any original & see the mess they made of it. Krap! Whole & total.
I can only imagine how these "products" came to be. The book, concept, script, original work goes in one end of the "mill" & out the other. Passed from one to the other, everyone along the line has to put his mark, his stamp on it in order to make it "his". Each one wants to take his/her respective "significant other", point to the screen at a certain part & say, "see baby? This is why this film is 'mine'." It may be his/theirs but it's not one I'd want.
What are they thinking when they "communicate" with one another? What goes on in these meetings of theirs? What kind of sick demons are rattling inside their skulls as they sodomize a property beyond the point of undeath?
"Hey! Let's take out/add/change characters!"
"Let's change the setting & plot!"
"Why don't we jazz up the concept? See how much of an event we can make of this!"
"Moderize it! More action & zip!"
"Y'know? A nude scene or two definitely wouldn't hurt. Yeah! Let's go with that!"
"We can get (Insert name of latest actor/whore du jour.) for the part. I know he/she's not right for it but audiences love him/her!"
"Let's ....."
"Let's appeal to the lowest common denominator!"
If they were at all honest with themselves, their meetings would start off with:
"How do we (With a capital F.) this?"
Take Ringu for instance. I picked it up as a three buck special at Big Lots. I had seen The Ring a few years before & did not like it. Thanks to this Japanese original I like it even less.
Ringu is a nice little "subdued" supernatural thriller about an urban legend where viewers of an off beat short film are killed off by a curse within a week unless they "pass" the tape on. The U.S. ("Hollywood"!) remake covers the same ground though execrably so.
Ringu has only about two "vague" death scenes (I guess the babe coming out of the TV induces heart attacks or something.) Most of the film is devoted to tracking down & stopping the curse.
The Ring? Well ..... The only thing I can write in its favor is they didn't add or take away much in the way of plot but what they did was more than enough to ruin it.
I can see it now: "Hey guys! I gotta great idea! Let's add a some more deaths & kill a horse!"
The extra deaths did nothing at all for the story & "broke up" the investigations' progression. As for the horse ..... that was just mean.
If they wanted to "improve" on RIngu all they had to do IMHO was release it here with an English voice track. As it is, Ringu is the superior film even if I have to "struggle" with subtitles.
"Hollywood" .....
By the way ..... If you re-view the tape on the sixth day, do you get a seven day extension?
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