Girls und Panzer Abridged: A Review

The girls and their Panzer 4. L-R: Saori Takebe, Mako Reizei,
Yukari Akiyama, Commander Miho Nishizume and Hana Isuzu.

Girls und Panzer Abridged: A Review


Stumbled across this on You Tube. Give it a try!


Episode 1 - Miho enters her new school, meets new friends ...

Hana: "Hey look! It's the new girl!

Saori: "Why does she smell like vomit and shame?"

Hana: "Hey!"

Miho: "Oh look! ... A wild lesbian appeared."

Hana: "What did that b---- just say!?"


... is "persuaded" to pick "Tankery" (Why do I cringe when I hear that!?) as her mandatory elective ...

Anzu (In raspy, masculine voice.): "Awright! Listen up Maggots! We're starting up Tankery again ... You like tanks?"

Crowded auditorium: "YAY!"

Anzu: " 'Course ya do! Bitches love tanks!"


... and the new teams assemble for their first meeting.

Erwin: "Vait! ... Vhere are ze panzers?!"

Anzu: "Your problem Little Miss Hitler! Not mine!"

Anzu Kadotani. In the actual series, she says this in a MUCH nicer way.

Episode 2 - The girls find some tanks ...

Momo (On cell phone.): "-'Sup?"

Saori: "Yo! Bitch! We found a tank!"

Momo: "I'll get the illegals in the auto shop to pick it up."


... and receive hands-on training.

Miho: Wait ... Are you using live ammunition?"

Erwin: "Vell ja ... Ze intent vas to kill you, nein?"

Hana: "What? No!"

Erwin: "Oh scheiss! It vasn't? ... Oh vell. (Turns to gunner.) NOW KILL THEM!"

"I like how you guys took the idea of camouflage
and just ... threw it out the window."

Episode 3 - The girls prepare for their first competition ...

Miho: "I like how you guys took the idea of camouflage and just ... threw it out the window."

Erwin: "I wanted a schvastika, but neinnnnn! Havin' zese nazis vere baaaaad people!"


... practice further, receiving praise from Momo ...

Momo: "OK ... so ... Second day practice went well. I despise all of you a little less than before ... and THAT ... in and of itself ... is an accomplishment."

Unspecfied Team Member: "Who put YOU in charge!?"

Momo : "Anzu ... Go ask her about it ... She looooves being questioned."

UTM: "I withdraaaaw my question!"


So far, Gunmetal Stug has done only three episodes. The voices matched the characters better than Sentais' English dub! Definitely looking forward to the rest.

Preview for Episode 4:

Kay/Kei (Dub line of George C. Scott as Patton.): "Rommel!? ... You magnificent bastard! I READ YOUR BOOK!"

Erwin: "OH VUNDERBAR! Look everyone! Ze cowboy can reeead!"


Girls und Panzer Abridged episodes 1, 2, 3.

Girls und Panzer ... Finally! here.

I Want My Girls und Panzer ... NOW! here.

That Stupid Dance!: A Girls und Panzer fanfiction story here.

Girls und Panzerlied: A Girls und Panzer/Battle of the Bulge crossover fanfiction story here.

Girls und Panzer/Kellys' heroes here.

When Fun Is Outlawed here.

C V Fords' profile page and fanfiction story list on fanfiction.net here.

Fan Fiction.net here.


Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

That Stupid Dance!: A Girls und Panzer/Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Crossover Fanfiction

"... Just look at her! She's the only one who seems to be enjoying it."

That Stupid Dance!: A Girls und Panzer/Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Crossover Fan Fiction

by

C V Ford


"Unbelievable!"

"You gotta' be kidding me!"

"They're actually doing it?!"

Members of the gathering crowd gawked as the large military flatbed rolled through the center of town, young dancers gyrating withon to the beat of ceremonial drums. Even without the elevation, the eight young ladies in their skintight, pink costumes would have attracted more than enough attention at ground level.

"Guess the rumors were true-"

"Rumors huh?! I heard they were gonna' do it butt nekkid. I'm kinda' disappointed."

The older man moved his gaze toward the last speaker & glared. Exasperated, turning back to his wife he said, "anymore remarks like that, I'm gonna have to start knuckling some people."

"Take it easy dear. I know what you mean though." The woman paused and frowned. "I still can't get over it! Just what possesed her to make such a bet?"

"Bet NOTHING!" Exclaimed the husband. "The St. Glorianas wouldn't have had to do this if THEY lost. This is a penalty Anzu-chan herself put on the command team and council. I mean ... Just look at her! She's the only one who seems to be enjoying it."

"She's your grand daughter after all."

"I seem to recall hon, she's also YOUR grand daughter."

"Her craziness HAS to come from your side of the family. Really ... There's no other explanation for it ..."

"Hmm, lets see ... ," the man speculated silently to himself. "Bossy, manipulative, laid back, yet at times hyperactive ... Yup! Has to be from my side of the family ... Yeah ... Right!"

"I mean ... where else could she have gotten such exhibitionist tendencies?"

Sighing, the man appraised his wife. Though in their fifties, they made it a point long ago to stay in as best physical shape as possible. He saw, even now, she could do quite well in one of those pink "fish" leotards, dancing with them. Thoughts of publicity stunts involving bunny outfits & guitars back in the day, rushed to the fore.

"Hi Sobo-chan! ... Sofu-chan!" Anzu exclaimed, waving gleefully at them from the passing vehicle.

He facepalmed in involuntary reflex as bystanders, some of them neighbors and aquaintances, looked their way, knowing smiles on their faces. Frowning, Haruhi rolled her eyes trying to look detatched from it all.

"Yup!" Thought Kyon trying not to embarrasingly grin. "OUR granddaughter ... but Haruhi ALL the way ..."

END

Storyline (only) copyright © 10-4-2013 C V Ford


Girls und Panzerlied fanfic story here.

C V Fords fanfiction page at fanfiction.com here.

I Want My Girls und Panzer ... NOW! here.

Girls und Panzer/Kellys' Heroes here.


Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

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