Saturday, October 27, 2012

Vote Obama, Get SCREWED!

Vote Obama, Get SCREWED!

It was with some interest I watched this tatooed little frump go through her spiel & found it amusing ... in a sad, pathetic, little way. At the same time I couldn't help but notice the honesty in the message. This has to be the most truthful ad in the whole presidential campaign. I mean ... Think about it. Vote Obama ... get screwed! Can't be any more straight forward than that.

Celebrities: All knowing, all wise. Always listen to them.
Because thinking can be sooo hard.

On a slightly different note ...

I don't pretend to be a paragon of virtue ... but ... A little advice to any young ladies who haven't "done it" yet:

That "special someone" who you "do it" with the first time should be your future husband on your wedding night. Not that randy turkeyneck you're running with who's trying to pressure you into it.

Keep in mind. You can be like Lena Dunham ANY time you want. But Lena Dunham can NEVER be like you again ... ever.

Just sayin'.

Mitt Romney for President here.

Republican Party here.

The Presidential Campaign In A Nutshell here.

Screw the Polls! here.

ARE We Better Off Mr. Obama? I Know I'm Not! here.

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  1. The tattoo thing is all terribly off-putting. It is VERY rarely that a lass and ink go well together.

    And if i hear the phrase "ink therapy" one more time...!

    1. I like the way the Japanese do it. Like a lot of their anime, they really put a lot of work into it.

  2. Maybe I'm just jealous. I mean, MY first was Jimmuh Cahter.

    1. Mine was Richard Nixon!

      I remember at divinity school all the good little rapture bunnies were voting for Jimmy because he was "one of us". They gave me a heck of a drubbing for voting for Lester Maddox (I was into third parties then.). They later regretted their choice.

  3. Nixon? Boy, you're old!

    (I WAS a Young Republican for Nixon in High School, though.)

    I voted for Jimmuh for precisely that reason.

    1. The word isn't old ... It's OLD!.

      Yeah, a lot of people voted for "Mr. Peanut" for that reason. In the words of Herb Philbrick (I Led Two Lives) when asked about Carter:

      "A 'born again' turkey is still a turkey."

      Darn rapture bronies ... uh ... bunnies!

    2. Since you're so much into MLP (PONIES!), you might want to check out the "Hard Sell Fetish" segment of the 6th episode of Full Metal Panic Fumoffu.

      Poooooony! ... Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony!

      Something to do with "The Pokemon Effect".