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Gendo Ikari vs Chuck Norris: An Interesting "Search Word" Indeed
While searching my blog stats for the next installment of Interesting Search Words I came across the above. Gendo up against Big Chuck? No way! Keep in mind, ole Chuckles is so manly that when he does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down. Ikari wouldn't last two seconds with Mr. Norris.
|Nobody messes with Chuck. Not even Gendo Ikari or SEELE.|
Lillith/Rei vs Chuck would be more of a real match up. Norris' A T field is at least just as powerful & his LCL has the consistency of concrete. He's the only guy who could out & out survive Third Impact.
When I think about it, just who was it who "cut the throat" of the Lillith/Rei/Yui entity & releasing all those souls anyway? It couldn't have been wimpy boy in the powered down Unit 01. No, it had to have been Big Chuck himself. No one else could do it. NO ONE!
|Oooooo! Bunnies! L-R foreground: Yuki Nagato, Mikiru Asahina, Haruhi Suzumiya.|
Background: Itsuke Koizumi, Kyon. Credit: Kyoto Animation
Of course I can't take any of this seriously including the Evangelion franchise. I mean, after all, everyone knows that the one true God is Haruhi Suzumiya. Third Impact would be impossible as she would just wish it away. Then again, with her yearning for wonderful, crazy things to happen, she'd just might let it! Even doing a "Third Impact" of her own! (Does what she did "three years ago" count?)
Great! Just Great! All this time I've been worried about hovering, blue haired, albino school chicks when the real "menace" was a guitar playing whack goddess in a bunny suit! Sheesh!
Wish she'd do something about those ponies .....
Wikipedia article on Chuck Norris "facts" here.
"Actual" Chuck Norris "facts" here.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Ooooo! Goodies in the Mail! here.
End of Evangelion: This Is (Really) Disturbing here.
The Head Trip of Haruhi Suzumiya Pts 1 2 3.
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