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With all these "stuff I bought this week" articles cluttering up anime blogs, I thought I'd try my hand at it. And so .....
Krap I Bought This Week
by
Jay Agan
Here's a list of goodies I got at a grocer in the METROPOLIS of Delaware, Ohio.
One bottle of BLEACH.
A carton of CREAM LEMON soda.
A gallon of STRAWBERRY MARSHMALLOW ice cream.
M&Ms, Snickers, Zagnut, can't forget my CANDY CANDY.
Small jar of PAPRIKA.
Latest issue of Famous MONSTERs of Filmland.
I'm racking my MEMORIES but I can't seem to recall anything else. As it was, I ran my card at the U-Scan & INITIALeD my X in the little window. Prices these days. I've a good mind to tell the grocery chain to go fly a KITE!
Yeah, I know. Lame. Articles like this happen when you're hard up for material. Shoot, anime wasn't even mentioned. There'll be better posts in the future. See ya .....
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Fuck, I laughed when I realized your links aren't actually the household items.
ReplyDeleteThat said, an idea: you could make some satire post that really does list, down to the minute, every tiny little useless thing you do buy (e.g. a cucumber, three tomatoes, an apple, some salt).
The idea was to point out what a waste these "filler" articles are.
ReplyDeleteI write grocery lists every week. Don't know how I could make a satire post out of that except in the way I just did.