Thursday, May 5, 2011

"Expert" Predicts Third Impact To Hit May 21!

Now if LCL was made out of THIS .....

                 Late Breaking News: "Expert" Predicts Third Impact To Hit May 21


                                                                 Jay Agan

      Well not quite. Harold Camping of Family Radio claims to have calculated the exact time & date of the end of the world. His calculations indicate May 21, 2011 to be exactly 7000 years after the Great Flood. Since 2nd Peter, chapt. 3, verse 8 states “one day with the Lord as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day,”  and as God gave the world a seven day warning period before the Great Flood, he figures "Judgement Day", will fall on that date.

      While I think Mr. Camping is full of blueberry whack muffins (He's been wrong several times before.), I feel a warning to be in order: When May 21 rolls around, be sure to steer clear of any blue haired, red eyed, female adolescents who may be "hovering" about. The individuality you save may be your own! Evangelion fans know whereof whom I speak.

      To coin a phrase uttered by Charlton Heston in Soylent Green: "LCL ..... is ..... people!"

      You have been warned. That is all.

      Whew! Well, I've done my bit. When it comes time for the implementation of the Human Instrumentality Pro-ject, they better keep that wierd Ayanami kid away from me. I have no want or desire to be converted into so many ounces of Log Cabin. I really don't need ..... What the ..... ! Hey kid! You really got some NERV comin' here! Why I oughta ..... Whoa! Wait a sec! Your'e ..... No way! Get back! No! ..... Go away! ..... No! ..... No! ..... Aaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee! ..... SPLASH! ..... burble ..... burble .....

                                               L ..... C ..... L
                                               That's the name,
                                               Flush your cares 'n troubles,
                                               Down the drain.
                                               L ..... C .....Llllllll .....

                            This dire warning copyright © 5-5-2011 Jay Agan

Link to later article on same subject here.

Evangelion non-review here.

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  1. Thanks for the warning. Camping is just beating the drum manufactured by a couple of other guys, one an actuary (who has "run the numbers"...and has apparently forgotten his meds, and a vitamin pill-pusher. (I am a firm believer in good nutrition, but I have been in enough MLMs-I have been cured of that!- that I recognise the trainwreck that is evangelical Christians selling nutrition supplements.)

    I am the Fan Guest of Honor at a convention that week-end, and have a special t-shirt design in the likely case of no Trumpets being in evidence.

    I assume from your "about me" that you hold to the Biblical/historical view of Judgment day (History-trumpet-Resurrection-white throne), as opposed to the Darby/Scofield/Left Behind version (history-Rapture-Tribulation/antichrist hijinks-Armageddon-millenium-white throne).

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    1. Thanks to that "Mayan calander thingie" we have to worry about December 2012.

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