Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Superfluous-ity

                                                 Superfluous-ity

                                                            by

                                                                Jay Agan

      "Hey Jay! There's a movie I saw a long time ago I'd like to see again. Need some info."

      "Sure, what title?"

      "I don't know."

      "Who was in it?"

      "Haven't the foggiest."

      "Uh ...... Know what kind of flick it was?"

      "Nope."

      "(!?) ..... Anything about the plot?"

      "No idea ..... "

      "Well how do you expect me to ....."

      "Aw c'mon Jay! You oughta know.  It ..... it has that guy in it."

      "(Sigh.) What guy?"

      "I DON'T KNOW!"

      "Well shoot! I need something to go on ..... "

      "I don't know! ..... You know!? ..... THAT GUY!"

      " ..... !?!?"

      " ..... Uh ..... He was in a bunch of movies & TV shows ..... "

      "Which ones?"

      "I ..... DON'T ..... KNOW!"

      "#%@&*!"

      Honest folks. This actually happened to me once.

                             This sad story copyright © 4-26-2011 Jay Agan

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