|For the rest of the story, click here.|
Hey! Rapture Bunnies! ... IT'S ... OVER!
That's right, you good "Christians". I got news for ya! And you're not gonna' believe what it is.
The RAPTURE has already taken place. It's already happened.
That's right! You "heard" me. It's all done and gone. You don't have to look forward to it anymore.
As described in explicit detail in Rev. 3:23-34, the Lord has come and gone with all the GENUINE believers, leaving the rest of us to face the LaHaye/Lindsey (They're still here too!) envisioned apocalypse.
Flood, fire, famine, plagues, sores, THE MARK(!), nuclear war, chaos, alien invasion, flesh eating zombies, Obama getting a third term ... Yeah ... The whole apocalyptic schmear. And ... YOU ... are going to face it!
Yessssss ... YOU!
You see, the RAPTURE took place last week. No one noticed 'cause there were so few actual GENUINE believers out there to begin with. Just a few more missing persons reports was all it amounted to.
Too bad for you too. Now that you're Left Behind ©, you're gonna' have to "put your money where your mouth is" or rather your superficial faith where your martyrdom will be. Doubt you'll hold out long.
Shoot, you'll be the first to take the mark 'n be done (for) with it.
As for me, I just might help the baddies round you up. Never could stand you smug, arrogant rapture bunnies looking down your noses at the heathen to the accompaniment of your self satisfied psalm singing. I'll get my fun though you won't.
And don't give me that crap that it couldn't have happened because YOU'RE still here.
One thing's for sure.
For you, the Tribulation is about to take place.
Because I'M here!
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Just sayin' ...
Igor ... Throw the switch!
Ty Templetons' Art Land here.
Go to Jays' Tee Vee main page here.
Disclaimer: The above "theological" rant is meant as a joke and not to be taken seriously except by the sanctimonious. And you know what they say about those who can't take a joke ...
But then ... I say the same about those who can ...