Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Another Shooting Range Herp 'n Derp

Yeah! Cheetos! Lots 'n lots of 'em!

                                      Another Shooting Range Herp 'n Derp


                                                                     Jay Agan

      Some of you might remember Eric Rudolph.  He was on the run in the mountains of the Carolinas for the bombing of  a couple of  abortuaries, a lesbian bar & planting one at the '96  Summer Olympic games. No, this is not a "political" commentary or rant. Read on:

      It was a Sunday, last day of my work week at the gun store/pistol range & looking forward to my "weekend". Dan, a fellow movie fan, worked there on Sunday. He had an interesting sense of humor & usually a joke or two to tell.

      I get in at 10AM & he came up with a quick one that fell rather flat. Now the "giggle button" on me gets rather large (Actually positively HUGE!) by the end of my week & it doesn't take much to get me going. But this ..... ?

      You've probably heard it youself. A rather vulgar one involving a recent retiree going to see the doctor. Seems he was having trouble with a certain part of his anatomy turning orange in color.

      The doc asks, "so what have you been doing since you retired?"

      "Watching porno films & eating Cheetos©."

      Yeah. Lame with a capital lame. Not seeing much of a reaction, Dan shrugs his shoulders & we go about the business of the range.

      A few hours later, a fellow comes in, & knowing I liked to discuss "politics", strikes up a conversation about Eric Rudolph. I quote a news report about him last being seen "checking out videos & buying food."

      It was at that moment Dan walks past me behind the counter, crud eating grin on his face, says ..... "Cheetos" ..... & walks on.

     The guy on the other side of the counter must have thought I was having a seizure! I swear. You don't have to lay a hand on me to beat me up! Getting a good laugh out of me will do for a pummeling. It was several minutes before I could catch my breath, ribs aching.

      "Dan! ..... Don't you ever ..... do that again! Bwa! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

      For several minutes. All I could see ...... was this vision ...... of the most wanted man in North America ...... In his secret mountain hideout. "Watching porno films & eating Cheetos!"

                                     Article copyright © 6-7-2011 Jay Agan

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