|Yeah! Cheetos! Lots 'n lots of 'em!|
Another Shooting Range Herp 'n Derp
Some of you might remember Eric Rudolph. He was on the run in the mountains of the Carolinas for the bombing of a couple of abortuaries, a lesbian bar & planting one at the '96 Summer Olympic games. No, this is not a "political" commentary or rant. Read on:
It was a Sunday, last day of my work week at the gun store/pistol range & looking forward to my "weekend". Dan, a fellow movie fan, worked there on Sunday. He had an interesting sense of humor & usually a joke or two to tell.
I get in at 10AM & he came up with a quick one that fell rather flat. Now the "giggle button" on me gets rather large (Actually positively HUGE!) by the end of my week & it doesn't take much to get me going. But this ..... ?
You've probably heard it youself. A rather vulgar one involving a recent retiree going to see the doctor. Seems he was having trouble with a certain part of his anatomy turning orange in color.
The doc asks, "so what have you been doing since you retired?"
"Watching porno films & eating Cheetos©."
Yeah. Lame with a capital lame. Not seeing much of a reaction, Dan shrugs his shoulders & we go about the business of the range.
A few hours later, a fellow comes in, & knowing I liked to discuss "politics", strikes up a conversation about Eric Rudolph. I quote a news report about him last being seen "checking out videos & buying food."
It was at that moment Dan walks past me behind the counter, crud eating grin on his face, says ..... "Cheetos" ..... & walks on.
The guy on the other side of the counter must have thought I was having a seizure! I swear. You don't have to lay a hand on me to beat me up! Getting a good laugh out of me will do for a pummeling. It was several minutes before I could catch my breath, ribs aching.
"Dan! ..... Don't you ever ..... do that again! Bwa! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
For several minutes. All I could see ...... was this vision ...... of the most wanted man in North America ...... In his secret mountain hideout. "Watching porno films & eating Cheetos!"
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