Friday, November 11, 2016

The Turning of the Screwed



The Turning of the Screwed


A few thoughts on last Tuesdays'/Wednesdays' miracle. Not all of them to be taken seriously.

In spite of:

Manipulated polls ...

Manipulated media ...

Hollywood ...

Irrelevant celebs threatening to leave ...

A chickenshit Republican political machine ...

Make believe tough guy Robert DiNiro being an asshole ...

Mitt Romney being an even bigger asshole ...

John Kasich being a pledge breaking, pancake sucking asshole ... Remove Kebab!

In spite of the above ...

Donald Trump will be President in January.

And socialism, for the moment, has been knocked on its ass. The New World Order (Or whatever they're calling that hodge podge of conspiracies this week.) has been given a set-back.

But ...

I don't mean to throw cold water on our celebretory spirit ... but ...

Don't get your hopes up too much.

Don't get me wrong. I'm as ecstatic as everyone else right now. Happier than a bakers' dozen of clams in fact.

Howsomever ...

Mr. Trump is only one man. He won't be able to wave a magic wand and fix things immediately or even in a hundred days. Fixing the damage of 8+ years will take some time.

He's going to run into opposition not only from the democrat machine but from some factions in the republican one as well.

I am optimistic though ...

xxxxx

Julian Assange and Wikileaks ... Thank you, thank you, thank you ... THANK YOU!

xxxxx

Some suggestions:

Newt Gingrich for Secretary of State.

Rudolph Giuliani for Attorney General.

Ben Carson for Surgeon General.

Reince Priebus for Chief of Staff.

Jeff Sessions for Secretary of Defense.

General Michael Flynn for National Security Advisor.

Steven Mnuchin for Secretary of the Treasury

Chris Christie for Secretary of Commerce.

Kellyanne Conway for White House Press Secretary.

Melania Trump for Keeping America Beautiful.

Sheriff David Clark for FBI Director.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio for head of the Border Patrol or perhaps INS.

John Kasich for White House Janitor. Don't fall in Johnny! And if you do, by all means, grab that handle. That'll help ya' out! Oh yeah ... Serbia Strong!

Mitt Romney for non-entity ... Oh wait! ... He already is.

MAKE ANIME REAL! ... Providing, of course, it's not something apocalyptic like Neon Genesis Evangelion or hentai.

xxxxx

Serious consideration should be given to the Ambassadorship to Japan. While Carolyn Kennedy Schlossberg proved to be better than originally thought, a better choice would be a no nonsense ex-military man. This would send a message to all in that part of the world that the U.S. takes its relationship with Japan seriously.

Another suggestion would be the author of  THE MONSTER MOVIE FANS' GUIDE TO JAPAN, Armand Vaquer. He seems to know more about Japan than most Japanese!

Maybe he'll take the job if he can take his RV with him.

Darn kaiju flicks!

DONE!

Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here. You're already there if there's other articles 'n pitchers under 'em.

4 comments:

  1. If they give me a huge raft with enormous pontoons with a hyrofoil engine, I could take the RV to Japan!

    ReplyDelete

  2. شركة نقل عفش بالرياض وجدة والدمام والخبر والجبيل اولقطيف والاحساء والرياض وجدة ومكة المدينة المنورة والخرج والطائف وخميس مشيط وبجدة افضل شركة نقل عفش بجدة نعرضها مجموعة الفا لنقل العفش بمكة والخرج والقصيم والطائف وتبوك وخميس مشيط ونجران وجيزان وبريدة والمدينة المنورة وينبع افضل شركات نقل الاثاث بالجبيل والطائف وخميس مشيط وبريدة وعنيزو وابها ونجران المدينة وينبع تبوك والقصيم الخرج حفر الباطن والظهران
    شركة نقل عفش بجدة
    شركة نقل عفش بالمدينة المنورة
    شركة نقل اثاث بالرياض
    شركة نقل عفش بالدمام
    شركة نقل عفش بالطائف

    ReplyDelete