|OH KRAP! ... CLEVELAND!|
The H Button
I only found it once ... then never again.
An elevator. In the sub basement at work. Going another floor down.
To say I was curious ... well ...
So I get in and examine the controls. A stop button, an SB (sub basement) button ... And a LARGE red button with a yellow H on it. OK ...
So I press H.
Going down. Kinda' figgered that.
I could feel it going down ... and something else ... something ... warm.
Not only warm and warmer ... but ... hotter.
I mean hot as in ...
I mash the stop button ... A LOT!
And it was still getting hotter!
The thing finally stops but I could hear the doors about to slide open.
Uh ... No thanks!
I start whacking on the SB button and the elevator starts to rise.
Things started to cool a bit.
Getting to the sub basement, I didn't need any prompting. I didn't wait for the doors to be completely open. I was out soon as it was wide enough!
As I've said before ... Never did find that elevator again.
And no one believes me.
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