My Little Pony: The Scourge Continues ...

I'm getting diabetic AND hypoglycemic!

My Little Pony: The Scourge Continues ...

"Ooooooo! A bunny!" The glucose OD continues ...

Why ... why .... WHY one of my favorite anime? Why do these bronies, pegasisters ... whatever ... have to go after Azumanga Daioh?

More like a HNNNNNNGH! contest.

Can't these pony people at Deviantart go after something like ... maybe ... School Days ... or Hellsing  ... or ... something like ... maybe ... High School of the Dead?

"What th- ... This isn't Linux!"

It's just not ... right ...

Maybe this will cheer me up ... or this.

Credits for the above Deviant artists in order of appearance:

Creshosk, Empyu, Daddius, and Mahoro.


Azumanga Daioh: Too Much Cute ... here.


Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here. Any articles under this one (Hopefully no ponies.) then you're already there.

My Little Pony/Haruhi Suzumiya: Profanation Is Magic

Credit: Zomgitsalaura at Deviantart.

My Little Pony/Haruhi Suzumiya: Profanation Is Magic

How ... How long is this to continue? How long is this ... this vile, sacreligious trend to go on? Do they not know the Goddess is not pleased?

My Little Haruhi by Phynix at Deviantart.

It seems a lot of heretics have found a home on Deviantart.

Ponies ... HHNNNG!

As SHE really is ...

Some You Tube pony wierdness, Ponies Gives You Hell and other delights here.

Haruhi Suzumiya/My Little Pony: Oh! The ... Blasphemy! here.

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and the Blaspheming of Haruhi Suzumiya here.

How ... How Dare He. The Offending of Haruhi Suzumiya here.


Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

Haruhi Suzumiya/My Little Pony: OH! THE ... BLASPHEMY!

No clothing ... Could this ... be hentai?

Haruhi Suzumiya/My Little Pony: OH! THE ... BLASPHEMY!


Came across these ILLustrations while cruising the net.

This is about how I feel right now ...

Why ... OH WHY ... do they do this? Why do they continue with ... this ... this blasphemy!?

Because ...

THEY ARE ... EVIL!

Darn Bronies!

Transcendent ... Everywhere ... And will one day administer DIVINE punishment!

Wikipedia article on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic here.

Wikipedia article on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya franchise here.

Three part article, The Head Trip of Haruhi Suzumiya 1, 2, 3.

Hitler is a brony here.


Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic And The Blaspheming Of Haruhi Suzumiya

Plenty!

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic And The Blaspheming Of Haruhi Suzumiya


It pains me to see how far this MLP madness/heresy has permeated any and all it comes into contact with. Even the Goddess has been profaned! So much so ... :

Eeeeevil! ... Total ... EEEEEVIL!

Could it get any worse? Yes! ... Oh yes! ... It ... has ... :

Any words I could think of cannot describe how creepy this is.
Wrong! ... So ... wrong ...

Haruhi-ism: Orthodoxy Is Important! here.

How ... How DARE He! ... The Offending Of Haruhi Suzumiya here.

Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

My Little Evangelion: I AM (Getting) REALLY ILL!

As if it wasn't enough I had to worry about getting glopped by a pale, red eyed,
blue haired chick. Now it's going to be a ... a ... a pegacorn?

My Little Evangelion: I AM (Getting) REALLY ILL!


No! ... This ... This isn't right.

Sickly sweet, syrupy, sacharrine being added to the END OF THE WORLD? Has it really come to ... this?:

Wasn't Pen Pen enough cute for these films?

Perhaps it would be better if it was this:

"Oh no! Harold Camping WAS RIGHT!"

I fear what the future holds ...


By the way, I got the above illustrations here. Derpiboo.ru specializes in MLP illustrations.

End of Evangelion: This Is (Really) Disturbing here.

Beyond Wrong and Wonderful: An End of Evangelion/Azumanga Daioh Crossover Fanfiction here.

Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

Interesting Search Words #23

Interesting Search Words #23


Surprisingly, a whole batch came in such a short time. Here they be:


1. jay tee yaoi - Uh ... Nope! ... Don't think so ... Uh! Uh! ... Not here! ... Now go away!

2. vomit hentai - It certainly is Ollie!

Rumor has it he's buried near the 50 yard
line at New Jerseys' Meadowlands Stadium.

3. manga yaoi dirty dog chihuahua boy - I shudder to think just what it was this guy was looking for.

4. hentai looks real - Get your eyes checked. You might want to see a shrink too.

To coin a phrase: "I've seen enough hentai to know where this ISN'T going."
Great movie by the way. Credit: Columbia Pictures

5. chuck norris vs dbz - Oh come on! Chuck's a real guy. And the DBZ guys are really badly drawn (Man, that is one UGLY show!).

6. azumanga daioh osaka shocked - Doesn't she always ... look like that? That or catatonic ...

Once I was on an escalator that broke down. Took them hours to get me out!

7. kreepy mlp - That about ... says it all. Mr. Hardy, take note!

Kreeeeepy ... MLP ... is kreepy.

8. miyuki mizuhara yomi takara - Ah! Into meganekos I see ... Though I think you have your names mixed up a bit.



"Uh ... What did you call me?"
Credit: Shizuka91

"Sorry don't know anyone by that name."

9. azumanga daioh mlp - Not ... sure ... if ... like ... want ... this ... not ... sure ... eh ... uh ... gkk! ... PONIES! ... AAAAAAAGH!

Cast of My Little Azumanga, Friendship Is Magic: L-R Yomi Luna Mizuhara,
Tomo Rainbow Dash Takino, Chiyo-chan Twilight Sparkel Mihama,
Ayumu "Osaka" Pinkie Pie Kasuga, Applejack Kagura, & Fluttershy Sakaki.

Well, I guess that's it for now. See y'all in about a week 'n a half ... maybe ...


How ... How DARE He, The Offending of Haruhi Suzumiya here.

Azumanga Daioh: Too Much Cute here.

Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.

Are Otakus Weird? ... Depends

So the Goddess says, thus it is so ...

                                           Are Otakus Weird? ... Depends

                                                                  by

                                                                      Jay Agan


     All depends on the "otaku". Me? I'm just a fan. To prove there's a difference:

Believe it or not, this pile actually IS someones' collection. I
don't have even a fifth this much. Most I wouldn't bother with.

1. Me: I only have about two shelves worth of these Japaneses cartoons. Yes, I call them cartoons. Sometimes I use the Walter Lantz spelling (Kartunes!).

    Otakus: Some of these folks have anime collections bigger than my entire vid collection.

"Man's gotta know his limitations.": Dirty Harry
Credit: Fighter4Luv from DeviantArt

2. Otakus: Some cosplay as characters who don't match their body types, age or gender. There should be a rule wherin one can only cosplay if one is within 10 pounds of the character they're portraying. Oh yes, get a shave!

    Me: I don't cosplay but if I did, I'd take my limitations into account. You wouldn't see me made up as Sailor Moon, Pinkie Pie, or whatever!

Even if I was into this, I wouldn't have a place to put them. That & I stopped
building/collecting models long ago (It was the darn glue!).

3. Otakus: A lot load themselves down with figurines, knick knacks (Paddywhacks!), posters, body pillows (What the ...!?), manga, books, magazines & other ephemera.

    Me: I've a couple posters, three reference books & a stack of manga less than a foot high. I don't bother with a magazine unless it has an article of interest. With all the free stuff/info on the net, why bother?

I have only one of these. Guess which one. Credit: Derek Lieu

4. Otakus: Into "anime flavor of the month". "The latest 'n greatest." Will watch anything anime, never mind if it's any good or not.

    Me: I have a few of the "classics" & am pretty much satisfied with that. If I'm streaming a show I don't like, I drop it. If  I pick up something & it turns out I don't like it, I either throw it out (If it's too objectionable.) or give it to the local colleges' anime club.

Oh? Uh ... What is it exactly? (Yeah, right!)

5. Otakus: SOME have, shall we say, interesting "predilections" to say the least.

Me: I'm not gonna tell ya! ... er ... uh ... I mean ... Never Mind! FORGET WHAT I SAID!


It Was the Darn Glue! here.

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Interesting Search Words #20

Interesting Search Words #20

Yes! The 20th installment of a series guaranteed to get me more hits (Because I am getting hits.) on my not so humble blog. With 20+ more to go. And so ...

1. haruhi suzumiya gods can't die - Of course not. And keep in mind ...

It's all in her hands.

2. ayn rand is the devil - Only to Democrats & too many Republicans.

Yup! Pure dead bang evil ...

3. haruhi suzumiya no hips - Really? You sure about that?

Poor, skinny, anorexic, undernourished, wretched little thing ... Yeah! Right!

4. chastity hentai - There is such a thing?

Translation: I've seen enough hentai
to know where this is going.

5. haruhi suzumiya evil smile - Now how can THAT be? How about an all knowing smirk instead?

6. atlas shrugged & lord of the rings - Truely, we are trapped in Mordor.

Ever notice, when discussing (ie.: argueing) anything weighty with someone, they usually rely on: cliches, mantras, chants, out of context bible quotes, threats, ad hominem attacks & ... noise? Logic? Reason? Just what the heck are those? There are times I can't help but think I'm a minor protagonist in an Ayn Rand novel that never ends. I swear! If Jesus doesn't come soon, rapture or no rapture (Probably not!), I'd be willing to settle for an alien invasion! Or getting tanged ... whatever ...

7. bleach my little pony - Methinks this pony thing has gone far enough.

Perhaps even a bit on the creepy side.

8. women at work hentai - Uh ... just what kind of work are these women into?

9. sick shinji - Other than THAT SCENE in End of Evangelion, I would say he's more on the hapless & dumb side. Like someone else we know.

Hapless & dumb. Nothing ... but ... abuse.

And so ends this exciting "episode" of Interesting Search Words. Next installment's gonna take a while. Seems such search words from y'all are fewer & farther between. Til then ...


The Head Trip of Haruhi Suzumiya Pts. 1, 2, 3.

The Passion of Ayn Rand: Man, This Really Creeps Me Out! here.

Atlas Shrugged Part 1: Bad Because It's Good here.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: OOOOO! Goodies In the Mail! here.

End of Evangelion: This Is (Really) Disturbing here.

Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.


DISCLAIMER: All images used on this blog are strictly copyrights of their owners. I do not claim credit/ownership for any images used here in my blog unless stated otherwise. If I have offended anyone by posting any images on my blog, please contact me via email and I will remove specified image(s) ASAP.

Interesting Search Words #19

Interesting Search Words #19

Getting there! The almost twentieth installment of a series of articles that practically write themselves. It's all because of you, the weirdos ... er ... uh ... the readers who are led to this humble blog with the search words you enter on Google, etc. The hits just keep on comin'!

1. evangelion vs godzilla - Gainax & Toho! Yeah! I'd definitely see that un'.

Git im' Asuka! Just like her to attack before Rei & the whiner show up.
Credit: Metal Dragon Kiryu

2. haruhi suzumiya sit on kyon - Oooooh! You mean SIT on Kyon ... Yeah ... She does that too.

Kyon contemplates "pretty poison".

3. star worse - It's not that I hate the franchise.  Actually I don't. It's only that I got burned out on it early on. Saw the first in '77 sixteen times in the theater. The second seven times. After that, I lost interest.  Saw the third one several years later on cable & only a small part at that. If you like it, fine. Whatever floats yer boat.

"English m----------r! ... Do you speak it!?"
"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication &
can readily ---" ......................................... BANG!

3. evangelion as the three stooges - Soitny'!

Hikari Horaki looks on disaprovingly as Kensuke "Larry" Aida,
Toji "Moe" Suzuhara, & Shinji "Curly" Ikari cut up in class.

4. haruhi suzumiya is God - Well ... yes! Why do people feel the need to state the obvious?

I thought Lain Iwakura was the lessor god of the net ...

5. cthulhu burger - Well ... Now we know what's in that "pink slime" stuff.

6. rei ayanami mad - Would a slight frown do?

"Rapture" Rei Ayanami. Sugar coated death.
12-21-12: When you see this, you'll krap bricks!

7. mlp haruhi - Blasphemy! ... Sacrilege! ...

This is just ... so ... wrong ...

Well, there ya have it. Seez ya next time ...

Godzilla, Gamera, What the Heck do I Know!? here.

The End of Evangelion This Is (Really) Disturbing here.

Neon Genesis Evangelion Oooo! Goodies In the Mail! here.

The Head Trip of Haruhi Suzumiya Pts 1, 2, 3

Star Wars Star Worn Out here.

Call of Cthulhu: One Really Worth Watching here.

How ... How DARE He ...! The Offending of Haruhi Suzumiya (A non-critique of  My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic) here.

Go to Jays' Tee Vee main page here.

Frankenstein Meets Shirley Temple: I'd See That For A Dollar!

Not exactly what you'd find in the Shock & Son of
Shock film packages. Credit: Gillfan

                     Frankenstein Meets Shirley Temple: I'd See That For A Dollar!


As a kid, I liked Shirley Temple movies. I watched them whenever I could. The Little Colonel was my favorite of them all. As I got older, I drifted away. Drifted to the point where I now really can't stand the sickly sweet little brat. The bubbly, efervescent, eternally optimistic little tyke would make me ill to the point of gag reflex. Shirley Temple flicks were kinda sorta the My Little Pony of their day.

While lurking on the Universal Monster Army message board, I came across this little gem by someone going by the moniker of Gillfan. Yes, I would see this if it were a real film ... provided of course, it had a happy ending. Perhaps a reenactment of "the daisy that didn't float" scene from the original film ... darn kids.

"Anyone who hates children & dogs can't be all bad." - Alledgedly attributed to W.C. Fields


Shirley Temple bio here.

Shirley Temple filmography here.

Oh what the heck! Check out the cocktail here.

Original Universal Monster Army thread here.

Universal Monster Army message board here.

Go to Jays' Tee Vee main page here.

Interesting Search Words #14

                                     
                                      Interesting Search Words #14

      Hentai & ponies ..... You'd think people would have better things to do.

1. haruhi suzumiya pony - Mr. Hardy ..... puh-leeze!

2. doug evangelion - I have the series. I've seen Death and Rebirth & End of Evangelion a number of times. I even have the first two "rebuild" flicks. I don't recall anyone named Doug in them. Who/what is he? The 19th angel? Beware of Doug.

Hey! Anybody seen that Doug guy?

3. real anime girls - If they were real they wouldn't be anime.

4. hentai because real girls are doing it wrong - Obviously you don't know the right girls. For that matter, do you know ANY girls?

5. mlp haruhi - Darn it Weatherly! CUT IT OUT!

Again, if the show was more like this ..... MLP "animorphs".
L-R: Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie. Credit: Glanco Justicar

6. neon genesis evangelion drink - Don't drink UCC coffee! It's got LCL in it! Blech!

7. usda dingbats - May they all be devoured by pink slime.

8. cross eyed hentai - You look at it long enough ......

9. haruhis alien babies - They're NOT ponies!

Typical brony attitude .....

10. john birch society logo - Will this do?

If conspiracy's afoot, the Birchers will find it out.

How ..... How Dare He! The Offending of Haruhi Suzumiya here.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: OOOOO! Goodies In the Mail here.

End of Evangelion: This Is (Really) Disturbing here.

My Little PWNY here.

The article on another blog that started the My Little Pony nonsense on this blog here.

That 'nother blog here.

Go to Main Page here.