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The Cliche
Another Very Short But Commonsense Horror Story
by
Jay Agan
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" The monster Hack! Snort! Barf!ed as it advanced on the young couple.
The two beat feet to the car.
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" The monster Hack! Snort! Barf!ed as it kept up its' advance.
The guy and the gal jumped in the car.
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" The monster Hack! Snort! Barf!ed still advancing.
The guy hesitated, key in hand over the ignition slot.
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" Still Hack! Snort! Barf!ing, the monster lurched closer.
"What's wrong!?" The hysterical babe what's wronged.
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" The shambling Hack! Snort! Barf!ing critter shambled up to the rear of the car.
"What if it doesn't start!?" Screamed the not as hysterical but more feeble minded boyfriend.
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" El Kreepo Hack! Snort! Barf!ed as he/she/what/it got alongside the non-descript but obvious looking '1950s automotive contrivance.
"Just start the frickin' car!" Said the young lady in a most calm, composed manner ... NOT!
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" Hack! Snort! Barf!ed Joe Cthulhu as it reached for the door handle.
Turning the ignition, the boxy, potmetal chromed, state of the art, piece of mid twentieth century cutting edge technology Hack! Snort! Barf!ed to life.
"Hack! Snort! Barf!" Litch guy, holding a twisted door handle, Hack! Snort! Barf!ed as it watched the car Hack! Snort! Barf! away down the road, Hack! Snort! Barf!ing all the way.
THE END
Story copyright © 8-13-2013 Jay Agan
More commonsense horror stories:
Silence of the Spams here.
Condo Dracula here.
The Haunting of Heck House here.
Go to Jays' Tee Vee blog main page here.
