How Many Antifas Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How Many Antifas Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?


Just made these up.


How many antifas does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb whether it needs it or not and five to beat up anyone who disagrees.


What do you call an antifa without a mask?

A liberal.


What do antifas call a moderate?

Fascist.


What is an antifas' idea of open mindedness?

Dating a communist.


You get the idea. Ridicule is an effective weapon. USE IT!


Sadly, Mr. Traven , the guy who made the above graphic, may have "left the scene" thus the web addy on the graphic is a dead link. I really liked his "quibcags" (Quote introduced by cute anime girl.). Have downloaded a bunch of them and intend to use them in the future.


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Superfluous

                                                            Superfluous

                                                                    by

                                                                       Jay Agan

      "Ok, I'll need your name and other pertinent info."

      "All right, the name is Jay Agan."

      "Could you spell the last name?"

      "Yes, A  g  a  n."

      "Ok, that's H ....."

      "Sigh. Uh, no it's A ....."

      "Yes, H ....."

      "No, A."

      "Could you spell that out, sir?"

      "Sigh. (thought I just did) Yes. That's A  G  A  N."

      "Uh, alright, H ....."

      "No. A."

      "Yes sir, sigh. H ....."

       "I said A (What's wrong with this guy!)."

       "Uh, ......You said H."

      Blink, blink. "(This is getting desparate!) Let me try something ....."

      "Well, uh, I ....."

      "Alpha golf alpha november."

      "Uh,  ..... what?"

      "ALPHA, GOLF, ALPHA, NOVEMBER."

      "I'm afraid I don't understand sir."

      "(You have good reason to be afraid. I know I am.) It's military phonetic."

      "Military what? I ....."

      "(My God, My God! Why hast thou forsaken me.!?) I'm trying to spell my last name in a fashion used by the military under bad conditions."

      "I don't know about any 'bad conditions' or what fraternities and sports have to with this and this is actually February ....."

      "(God is dead!) OK! OK! Lemme try something else! We'll do a 'counting' method. Write down the first letter of the alphabet!"

      "Alright. H ....."

      "(There is no God .....)"

      Just a little attempt at humor folks. Back to our regular "programming" Friday. See ya then!
                                               
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Those Girly Little Animes

                                                          
                                                           Those Girly Little Animes

                                                                            by

                                                                              Kevin Rood

                                                           
                                                            In the Land of La De Dah,

                                         Where nothing bad ..... ever ..... really ..... happens,

                                                                          Comes .....

                                                                SPARKLE VOMIT!

                                                                 So sickenly sweet!

                                                               So nauseatingly nice!

                                                       So ..... too ..... cute ..... to ..... live.

                            She'll have you hypoglycemic & bouncing off the walls in no time at all!

     So join Sparkle, with her school uniformed & irritatingly voiced friends, Darley, Delmer & Claude, as they have fun, swell, happy adventures in the Land of La De Dah.

                                   Give your heart (& guts) a tug. Take the whole family to see.....

                                                                   SPARKLE VOMIT!

                                                                        At this theater.

     "Pika! Pika!"

     "Oh, shut up!"

                                                         
                                                          Article copyright © Kevin Rood

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