A Gun In the House!

A Gun In the House!


Seen in a guest registry at a wedding:

"Keep a gun or two in the house.

"You will be reminded of your love and strengthen your respect for each other every time you resolve a conflict with words instead."

Never quite looked at it that way ...

Jus' sayin' ...


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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women ...

No, I'm not getting commissions pushing this. I just think this is funny.

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...


10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Original advertisement for Ten Reasons sign at Patriot Depot here.


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Way to Go Lady!

Glock Model 19. First class life insurance, all the way!

                                                       Way to Go Lady!

Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS.

I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)  to see she had a conceal carry permit.

I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f***ing thing!"

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Got this from someplace off the net. As it has a map reference I figured this story might have "legs". As is, it makes for a great yarn anyway. Sorry for the f-word though.