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Monday, August 4, 2014

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women ...

No, I'm not getting commissions pushing this. I just think this is funny.


Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...


10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!



Original advertisement for Ten Reasons sign at Patriot Depot here.


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