The set's not hooked to cable or antenna. It picks up only one channel. A very private one. Unlike cable, it always has something good on. No matter the time, whatever is playing is just starting as I tune in. How can this be? It's my video collection. Hi, I'm Jay. An occasional (very) voice actor lurking in the central Ohio hinterlands. And this is Jays' Tee Vee. My little corner of wierdness on the web. Movies, cartoons, anime. Oh yeah! ... WARNING ... Some politics.
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Lost HER Muzak: A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction Story
Lost HER Muzak: A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction Story
by
C V Ford
xxxxx
Slipping the cassette into the SDAT, Asuka snapped the lid into place. Picking up its' former occupant, she examined it with a mild disdain.
"Hmmph!" She hmmphed. "This dipwad has no real taste in music at all. Kyu Sakamoto? I swear ... These Japanese have no idea what real music is like.
"Though ... that 'Sukiyaki' sure fits him to a T!" (1)
Leaving his room, the redhead sat at the kitchen table and started leafing through the magazine thereon. Smiling to herself, thinking of the fun soon to be had.
She found the old cassette in a box full of them at a thrift shop toward the outskirts of Tokyo 3. A second thought wouldn't have been given if one of them hadn't grabbed her attention. Her quick blue eyes caught a glimpse of the label.
German?
Snapping it up, she gave it a quick once over. German songs? Yes ... The songs were in German all right. Of a kind not exactly fun, party music. A reminder of home albeit a quite negative one.
On her first hmmph of the day she was about to put it back when an idea for pranking lit up her mind.
"Why not? Be an 'interesting' change from that krap he zones out to on that relic of his! Be interesting to see what his reaction would be."
Looking at the kitchen clock Asuka noted the time.
"About due back from those synch tests. Any minute and-"
As if on cue.
"I'm home!"
"Quiet dork brain! Misato's still sleeping. She's on duty tonight y'know."
"Right!" Shinji whispered, noting a groan coming from Misatos' room.
Having already showered at NERV test labs, Ikari headed toward his room.
"Okay," Asuka 'revving' up. "Three ... two ... one ... Cue the angry mob ... "
Of course it took a bit longer than that and was worth the wait.
"What the- Hey!"
Stomping out of his room, SDAT in hand, through the hall and living room to find a giggling Asuka hiding her face in the magazine.
"Y'know Asuka? I've often wondered about you," Shinji holding up the tape player, "and this pretty much confirms my suspicions."
"WHAT!?"
"Y'know what I mean ... Sadisma-chan ... your manner, the way you act toward me when no one else is around. The way you-"
The magazine hit the table with a resounding slap.
"I beg your VERY inadequate pardon!"
"I mean ... You're German, right?"
"I'm also Japanese!" Rising from the table, blue eyes flashing. "Just what are you not so subtly implying?! Just what-"
"HOLD IT! ... RIGHT THERE!"
Clad in characteristic skimpy cut-offs, the now harbinger of death that was Misato stood framed in the kitchen doorway. Lopsided leer/smile in contrast to downturned eyebrows.
"Oh ... Misato," greeted Shinji, embarrassed look. "You're up early, I mean-"
"Damn straight I'm up early. Who needs an alarm clock when-"
"These older folks so do need their sleep Shinji," explained the redhead in mock seriousness.
"Can it, you! All right ... kiddies! Just what is it this time. Just WHAT i-," cut off by herself in mid utterance, the Operations Chiefs' eyes on what Shinji held, she hissed, " ... Esss ... DAT!"
"Ist dass ... er ... DAT ein S Dat?" Asuka laughing. "Oh ja!"
"Uh ... erm ... " Not finding words, Ikari started lowering his arms as a prelude to hiding the player behind his back.
"Oh no ya' don't!" Katsuragi exclaimed grabbing the portable from Shinjis' grasp.
"Let's see ... uh ... hear what's on this thing now."
The young man, eyes rolling, stared up at the ceiling as Misato popped the ear buds in, a smirking Asuka looking on.
"Let's see what she makes of that," thought the redhead as the major hit rewind, backing the tape up a few inches.
"Heyyy! This isn't so bad."
Both the youngsters gaped at Misato, then each other, then back at the major.
"Kinda' military, right? I could march to this!" She proclaimed stepping in place.
"Don't know a lick of German but this sounds goood."
"You don't know!?" Both teens in unison.
"Know what?" Questioned Misato removing the ear buds.
"We just went over that in history class last week," Shinji started to explain.
"You'd think she'd know ... ," Asuka grinning from the safety of the tables' far side. "... considering how OLD she is."
Slowly Katsuragi turned, step by step, inch by inch.
"Watch it, kid!" Misato ominously warned, plucking out the earbuds. "I may have been born when cassettes were still going strong but that doesn't make me old! I'm only TWENTY NINE fer cryin' out loud!"
Instantly calming, the major paused, putting on a big grin toward Asuka.
"So's Kajiiiiii ..."
"Hmmph!" Arms now crossed, Asuka hmmphed her umpteenth hmmph of the day.
"So just what is it about this I should know?"
"Uh ... have a seat Misato," Shinji invited.
Sitting down, the NERV tac ops chief set the player on the table. Still on, the device played the last verse of the initial song on the tape, sound from the earbuds barely reaching the conversationalists:
Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen,
S. A. marschiert mit ruhrig festem Schritt,
Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit.
END
Storyline (only) copyright © 7-3-15 C V Ford
The lyrics are from the first and fourth verses of the Horst Wessel Song, the anthem of the National Socialist German Workers Party, aka the NAZI Party.
1. Ue o Muite ArukÅu (namida ga kobore nai you ni) - (1963) - I Will Walk Looking Up (so the tears won't fall). Sung by Kyu Sakamoto. Lyrics by Rokusuke Ei and music by Hachidai Nakamura.
Americans "renamed" the song Sukiyaki as it was easier to associate even though the food hasn't a thing to do with the song.
This song figures greatly in the Studio Ghibli anime film, From Up on Poppy Hill.
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Thursday, July 23, 2015
Angel Beats Hells' Kitchen OVA: I Don't Think I'll Bother
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| "Tense" moment involving Nodas' grudge with Otonashi. My guess is Noda gets killed first. |
Angel Beats Hells' Kitchen OVA: I Don't Think I'll Bother
I was awaiting this with baited breath until I skimmed the reviews. The one in the Wikipedia episode list goes:
Set between episodes two and three, during Golden Week, Yuri arranges for the SSS to go on a deadly picnic, which involves most of the members trying to kill each other with various traps and gadgets. Sensing an opportunity, Girls Dead Monster members Miyuki and Shiori conspire to kill Iwasawa and seize control of the band from her. As the boys largely fall victim to various traps, leaving just Otonashi alive, Miyuki and Shiori attempt to lead Iwasawa into various pitfalls, but she survives each one while remaining completely oblivious. They attempt to use their last trap, a dreadful concoction, with the help of Shiina, but it instead lands on Hisako, who transforms into a bloodthirsty monster that not even Angel can stop. Sometime later, Miyuki and Shiori explain the events of the picnic to Yui and how they inspired the band to take on their current name.
Hmm ... sounds even goofier than the first OVA.
My estimate of Yuri has gone down a bit. She seems to be something of a sadistic little b---h in having your friends kill each other off.
While yes, in the Angel Beats world death has been reduced to the status of a punch in the nose, one would think at least a few in the Battlefront would be plotting to kill off Yuri or at least lock her up in a "contemplation" room where she couldn't harm anyone. This is the kind of "leader" I would NOT follow.
I'll just rate this as a curiosity and not consider it part of Angel Beats. Pretty much the way I'm getting to view the Evangelion "rebuild" films.
Just sayin' ...
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Friday, July 10, 2015
Bake My Cake You Damn Breeders! ... Or Else ...
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| Pretty much what the Supreme Court has put us into. |
Bake My Cake You Damn Breeders! ... Or Else ...
135,000 dollar "legal" blackmail penalty for not baking a cake. Coming to a bakery or any other small business near you.
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Monday, July 6, 2015
The Dukes of Hazzard: What An Offensive Show!
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| A show about three straight WHITE kids "fightin' the system" and ramming around in an environmentally unsound vehicle with a "racist" symbol painted on it. Now THAT'S offensive! |
The Dukes of Hazzard: What An Offensive Show!
I originally disliked this show (With the exception of Catherine Bach/Daisy Duke.) as I thought it denigrated the south and white people in general. I never thought it to be a symbol of ethnic pride and love of ancestry.
Now ...
I'm still not crazy about the show but TV Lands' cancellation of the show has put it in a different light for me.
When you think about it ... The show REALLY IS OFFENSIVE!
First:
There's that AWFUL car those rednecks in the show ride around in.
It has a Confederate battle flag painted on its' roof ... RACISM!
It's named The General Lee ... MORE RACISM!. (Forget the fact that General Robert E. Lee was anti slavery and freed those working on the plantation as soon as he inherited them and the property.).
And if that's not enough, the horn plays the first twelve notes of ... get this ...
DIxie. That's right ... EVEN MORE RACISM!
It's a modified 1969 Dodge Charger ... ENVIRONMENTALLY UNSOUND!
It's painted orange ... Halloween colors scare kids. At least the liberals' kids.
Second:
The Bo and Luke Duke characters are straight, WHITE men who work for a living ... Thus racist, homophobic and just plain lowest of the low. I mean ... What else could they be?
Third:
Daisy Duke enjoys being a girl which no doubt gets the feminists' panties in a bunch.
No doubt some gay men get scared just by looking at her. Can't have that.
Fourth:
Their foiling and subversion of corrupt authority figures and their scams threaten the sensibilities of those who respect and revere the STATE.
Yes ... Truely an offensive show.
Just sayin' ...
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Thursday, July 2, 2015
I Posted a Confederate Flag ... HATE ME!
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| The despicable symbol of haters, bigots, bible thumpers, gun owners and late to early '60s/'70s Dodge Charger owners everywhere. Oh that DAISY DUKE! |
I Posted a Confederate Flag ... HATE ME!
Now why would I do that? Heck, all that chest pounding and shedding of crocodile tears makes me want to rebel. And I'm revolting enough as it is! Just ask anyone who knows me.
Right after that humanoid POS shot and killed those church goers in Charleston, our beloved Prez, Hilary Clinton, and the rest of the political/media/celeb circus chimed in trying to keep a perfect tragedy from going to waste, making political hay and screaming for gun control.
Yeah, I do have definite views on race and history. But ... A scumbag's a scumbag (In and out of media and politics.) and innocent people are innocent, I don't care what you look like.
Well, since that attack on gun ownership by the do-gooders, media whores, politicians and "those who care" SO MUCH fell a bit flat, they decided to go after the Confederate battle flag instead.
By the way, for all those who keep misnaming the Confederate battle flag as the "stars 'n bars", here's the actual one:
Note the stars. Note the bars.
I swear, some folks are so messed up they think Daisy Duke is David Dukes' daughter.
Just sayin' ...
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Monday, June 29, 2015
Attention Homosexuals: The Joke ... Is On YOU
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| Affects me not at all. It will however affect your descendants. Or rather ... lack of them. |
Attention Homosexuals: The Joke ... Is On YOU
No doubt you're still celebrating your Supreme Court "victory" from last week.
No doubt some of you are chomping at the bit (Among other things.) to have a go at those crazy preachers and court clerks who may refuse to officiate your "unions". Not to mention possible implementation of measures, rulings and lawsuits in the suppression of criticism, free speech and opposition from a lot of those "breeders" out there.
You will notice that NOT ONE of your past victories on the issue of homosexual marriage had anything to do with the will of the general population. It was all on judicial fiat. Once again that judicial fiat triumphs over the will of the people.
You might point out surveys and polls indicating otherwise however the fact of the matter is that polls and such are not official ballot counts.
All this judicial posturing is however, moot.
The fact of the matter is ...
THE JOKE'S ON YOU
You ... have lost.
How is that you might ask?
The answer is simple.
NATURE ... has the last say.
Think about it.
The vast majority of you will NEVER have children.
In cutting short your genetic line, your earthly immortality, you have chosen extinction.You will never have descendants. A thousand years from now there won't be anyone looking something like you running around.
As the song goes, There will never be another you.
It will be as if you had never been.
Survival, genetic or otherwise, is its' own justification and in your choosing your dance to oblivion you have "unjustified" yourselves.
Just sayin' ...
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Friday, June 26, 2015
In Gods' Good Time: Chapter Twenty Five of an Angel Beats Fan Fiction Story
In Gods' Good Time: Chapter Twenty Five of an Angel Beats Fan Fiction Story
by
C V Ford
xxxxx
Chapter 25: Tribunal
Rachel, offside on the couch, gazed about the office. Only a few minutes had passed since Duffy and several of the Battlefronts' male contingent left to escort the man in and already the room was more than halfway full. Yuri, through Yusa and others, had spread the word and it seemed almost the whole Front would show. Even all four of GiDeMo along with Yui had arrived.
Duffy made it known to Yuri he pledged Kaji safe conduct to the office. After that, it was up to Yuri what was to happen. Jack also stipulating he would not intervene in any way unless the man would try to leave without her say so. Not that there weren't others who would also have a say in that.
Before leaving on that errand, the man cleared the area before the desk and made a point of positioning a plain hard backed chair in front. It was obvious the Building and Grounds foreman was to undergo a "drumhead" tribunal.
Both Rachel and Jack were sure there wasn't going to be anything resembling a real trial, fair or otherwise and that Yuri, as judge, jury and executioner, was to carry out sentence. In a short debate before their coming to the office, the couple agreed there was no real authority at Heavens' Academy to handle anything of this type of situation anyway. Even if there was, it wasn't going to make the man any more guiltier or innocent.
In any event, the purpose of this afterlife/in-between was to iron out whatever emotional or spiritual issues anyone had and whatever happened here today was going to be a way of "resolving" what lay between the two.
And what lay ...
Speculation ran wild through the gathering. Though the ones' earlier present, some with Jack on their escort mission, had a good idea, the later arrivals had no clue as to what was up. With Noda constantly at Yuris' side, Hinata, Oyama, Takamatsu, and Sakaki kept to themselves looking serious and not answering questions. For all anyone else knew, if it weren't for O'Hara-senseis' presence, it could have been a briefing for a meal ticket hit or some kind of elaborate scheme she wanted them reviewing.
Yuri herself, sat silent at the desk, stern look on her face, gripping and re-reading the document.
Noda made it a point not to look over her shoulder. What little he had seen initially was enough as far as he was concerned and anything else would be between the man and Yuri. Though it was obvious the young man was in grim anticipation on what lay ahead what with the look on his face and the way he gripped that halberd.
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The escort, composed of Duffy, Matsushita, TK and Fujimaki was met at the utility garage door by Kaji. Apprehension was quelled by Jacks' assurance nothing was going to happen. At least not on the way to the office. The four flanked the man, Duffy in the lead to the left, and proceeded to their destination.
Jack noticed a figure in plain sight at the far corner of the pool building watching. Someone else had invited herself along. One could never tell with that one. But then, if the ninja had decided on attack, she would already have done so before the contingent would have even arrived.
"No," thought Jack. "She's just here to watch. Probably thought he might make a break for it."
The short, solemn walk, uneventful.
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A noticeable hush fell over the office prompting Rachel to break from her observations and turn her head to the door along with everyone else. The four man escort with their subject had arrived.
"Do you have anything on you?" Duffy asked.
Indicating his use of the left hand, Kaji reached slowly into his coverall and gingerly withdrew a pistol, handing it to Jack. A collective intake of breath sounded from the gathering on sight of the gun. A fixture of the school had just revealed itself not only as NOT part of the scenery but as a potential menace that had until now, gone long unnoticed.
Hefting the pistol, Duffy made a quick estimation.
"Old Nambu eight millimeter. Wartime relic ... ," surmising to himself. "Must have brought it with him coming here."
Pocketing the weapon, he indicated for Kaji to put his hands to the doorjamb for a pat down search.
"No need for that." The interruption coming from the back of the spacious office.
All in the room looked to the desk. Yuri looked back down continuing to read.
"She's taking this quite well considering," thought Jack seeing the grim, tight lipped apparition, still seated, papers now flat on the desk surface. "So far."
Contingent advancing to the desk, the man noted Shiina back in her usual position at the rooms' northeast corner.
"Probably got here before we did and I'll bet no one had seen her arrive," thinking to himself. "Gotta' find out how she does that."
Gesturing for Kaji to take the lone seat at the desks' front, Jack turned toward Yuri. Placing the foremans' pistol on the desk in front of her (Then snapped up by Hinata.), he turned and went to an awaiting Rachel on the couch. Now just an observer, his part in this unfolding drama was over. Seating himself between his fiance' and Iwasawa thus putting himself between the desk and Rachel, he put a reassuring arm around the teacher.
The foreman looked nervous but resigned. He had made his choice and come what may, would submit to whatever might happen next. No doubt more than one gruesome scenario had circulated through his mind over the several years he had been here. His guilty conscience giving no let up and now ...
"There was one who held back ... Tried talking the other two out of it."
A hush fell over the gathering. Yuri, papers now down on the desk, looking straight at the man in the chair, had begun to speak.
"That was you ... wasn't it?"
Her voice flat in extreme effort to keep herself calm. Effort noted by one and all from the way her left hand gripped the desks' edge.
"I ... Didn't think he'd do it." Kaji answered. "Was only going to put a scare in you he said. Was only going to be the money and whatever else we could get-"
"Why-"
"It was supposed to be quick ... Get in, get out ... Take what was small and easy to fence and whatever cash there was to grab. I didn't think he would-
"I didn't ... think."
"Why!? Damnit!"
The sudden expletive seemed to focus the man.
"Stopped breaking into warehouses ... too well guarded. Security companies getting wise. Thought we'd lay off that for awhile ... try something else.
"We started looking at the better neighborhoods. Better the homes, better the chance of a good haul and-"
"NO!" Yuri momentarily exploded then instantly calmed. "I ... don't give a damn ... about that."
Kaji, bewildered, looked questioningly at the Front leader.
"Why our place ... why us ... Why ... did my brother and sisters have to-"
Tension mounted among one and all. The suppositions of the initial bunch with Yuri when she recieved the papers confirmed. Her question an announcement to the rest as to what it was about. Confusion now cleared. Most in the Battlefront familiar with her backstory.
"Your house ... Off in the corner ... More separate from the rest ... secluded ... Trees in back ... That's how we got away. We-"
"Why did they have to die!? ... DAMN YOU! ... WHY!?"
"I wanted to stop them. I ... couldn't. I-"
"ANSWER ME YOU SONOFABITCH! ... WHY ... DID ... THEY ... HAVE ... TO ... F-----G ... DIE!?"
The Front leaders' controlled facade breaking, she rose from the desk chair.
"We ... They were just kids ... LITTLE kids! ... Mari was nine ... and Saya was seven. Kei was only ... five ... WHY ... You didn't have to- ... And in THAT way."
"I didn't want to ... I didn't kill any of them, I-"
"You held them back! You helped keep them in the living room while I had to go over the house looking for anything that might be worth something. YOU ... BASTARD! You killed them as surely as if you used the knife yourself, you-"
Yuri abruptly stopped, taking a breather in trying to calm down. With something of a grip on herself and now slightly cracking voice, she continued.
"You thought we had money and valuables laying around? A safe maybe? Mom and Dad had all their money tied up in investments or the bank. It wasn't like some stupid movie where someone makes deals and throws out envelopes full of cash. It wasn't some-"
"He wouldn't listen ... Said it would be easy. Had it all planned out, he said ... Things went wrong ... he went crazy ...
"I didn't think he'd do what he did. I wanted to stop him ... couldn't."
"WHY!? Why couldn't you stop him? Except for your whining at him, you didn't even try. Why couldn't you have-"
"He was my brother ... was ... I ..."
This new development brought Yuri up short. Though shaking, she sat back down, silent with a look telling him to continue.
"He ... never was ... any good. Was always wild and strange ... violent.
"I remember mom making me promise to watch over him when we were kids. She hoped he'd change.
"Got worse as we got older. Got into trouble a lot. Fights, petty theft, drinking ... you name it. Reform school, psychiatric examinations ... Did nothing for him. When he got out, he graduated to burglary and breaking into stores and warehouses.
"He seemed to have smartened up ... At first. No violence. Tried to avoid running into anyone. The merchandise and money was what counted.
"Then something changed.
"It was the damn coke. Took to snorting it a few weeks before we hit your place. Hyped him up. Stopped thinking straight. Don't know how he got it, laws being so tight on it usually you could only get grass or heroin.
"I tried to convince myself it didn't matter. That he'd keep his head together. Didn't.
"I wanted to stop him ... couldn't ..."
At the pause, the Front leader jumped back in.
"WHY!? Other than saying something, you didn't even try! So what if he was your brother ... Damn you! I-"
"I was afraid of him! ... I ... was ... "
Yuri, breathing hard and in almost a half crouch in her chair, glaring at the pathetic creature in intense hate.
"Oh God! ... You've no idea how much I wanted to ... Every night ... when I ... try to sleep ... I see the faces of those children ... those kids. Every day, especially when I see you around, is a constant reminder of the coward I am.
"I can't live .. DIE ... with myself. I ... "
An audible, low growl of utter contempt could be heard from beyond the desk. With an effort, Yuri put her arm up signalling restraint to Noda. A restraint she was hard pressed keeping for herself.
"Your brother ... was very brave. Showed some guts ... Stepped up to be the first. Probably thought he was protecting the three of you doing what he did. He-"
"I don't need anyone ... Least of all ... YOU! ... Telling me what happened," Yuri interrupted through clenched teeth. "I ... saw all three of them go. All three ... Kei ... Mari ... Saya ... All that ... blood ... and that f-----g brother of yours laughing ... LAUGHING damn you!
"Did it right in front of me ... Wanted me to see it ... See it all ...
"And ... you ... did ... nothing. NOTHING!"
A thought hit Yuri. If one of her past tormentors was here ... in this-
"The others! ... Your brother ... The other two ... Are they-"
"They're not here, believe me," Kaji started explaining. "If they were, I'd have told you. My brother's ... dead ... the other guys-"
"He got his? Good! I hope his going was hard. Yours too ... As it will be from now on."
The man visibly shuddered, apprehension building on the girls' last remark.
"It WAS hard ... His going. I did it."
"Did ... it. What? You kill him?" Yuri skeptically inquired.
"... yes ... ," the foreman, head hanging, stared at the foot of the desk. "I killed him. Had to ..."
All in the room long in rapt attention. Yuri, momentarily silent in the hope it would prompt the man into continuing.
"We ... Laid low awhile. Two months for the heat to die down. Stayed in Osaka with friends. Goro, he was one of the other two with us when we ... were at your place ... spotted an opportunity we took it."
"Opportunity?"
"He saw an old man in a bank. Drew out a lot of cash. Followed him home, then got back to us. Kenji decided to pull the job. Same as when we-"
Though knowing it was futile, the man brought himself up short lest he arouse more ire in the Front leader.
"Old man and his wife. Another so-called easy hit. We busted in on their dinner. Had 'em scared ... like ... before."
"Go on," Yuris' curiosity had a slight toning down effect.
"I knew what was coming ... Couldn't let it happen again ... couldn't ...
Looking up, straight into Yuris' eyes. The mans' sniveling ceased and the calm resignation from before took over.
"He had the old man fetch the money. With that knife at his wifes' throat I knew it wouldn't stop there. He was gonna' kill 'em both right there. I couldn't let it ... Not again ... Not this time."
All on their feet in Safe and Sound leaned forward, not wanting to miss a word.
"The old guy was out of the room. That's when I made my move.
"Kenji was holding the old lady while flashing that knife around. When that blade was away from her, I hit his knife arm. Guess it wasn't hard enough. He still held on to it, but he let her go.
"I told him no more. Stealing's one thing ... Murder? No more-
"He came at me, I shoved the pry bar in his face. He backed up a bit, I swung back and hit him again. That's when he went down.
"The other two took off. Don't know what happened to them.
"What I do know is ... I'm looking at my brother on the floor. Could tell he was dead by the way his neck angled. Must have broke it.
"His eyes ... Staring ... Looking like he was surprised before he died. Guess he didn't think I had it in me. I know I didn't ... 'til then.
"I noticed the blood. Mine this time. He must have cut me. In the gut. Didn't feel a thing ... Not at first. Had to get out of there.
"The old man and lady were just standing there holding each other ... Oh God! ... Just like your two little sisters did when-"
A more than audible, deep from within, primal hiss emerged from the girl behind the desk, building up.
Not seeming to notice, the man continued.
"I started to tell them how sorry I was. Seeing as how I was leaking all over that living room, I had to get out ... hospital. All I remember after was getting out the door then ...
"I was here."
All Yuri could do at that moment was glare at the pathetic excuse of humanity before her.
"I ... know there's nothing I can do to bring your brother and sisters back. If there was I ... would.
"I came here ... Wrote this statement out ... because I can't go on ... living ... If that's what you'd call it in this place, with this on my conscience. Eating away at me like it's been these last few years here in this Naraka ... This ... hell.
"I'm not asking for forgiveness, that would be impossible knowing what you ... What I put you through.
"Whatever you do ... your descision I'll accept. Anything's better than going on with this sham I've been going through-
Yuri still behind the desk, tense breathing along with face looking the same.
"You ... Have NO idea what I went through after." Yuri stating evenly. "I spent three years going through psychiatric treatment ... The drugs ... the mind games, the-"
Duffy stiffened at that announcement, Rachel gripping his hands noticed the tension in him immediately.
"Ever since ... it ... happened. I dreamed of what I'd do if I had the chance." The Front leader stood in full, hands off desk. "All sorts of things ... When I wasn't crying over it ... I couldn't think of anything else. Never thought it'd be dropped in my lap like this-"
"I-"
"SHUT ... UP! SHUT THE ... HELL ... UP!" Yuri pushed back the desk chair, setting the stage for conclusion. "You had your say ... Now I'm having mine."
The man visibly cringed at the sight of the now about to be avenging angel.
"Yeah ... all sorts of ... things ... to do if ever I ran across any of you ...
"Funny ... For some reason I can't think of anything right now ... I'm Okay with that ... for the moment.
"You can't die here, you only come back. Well and good 'cause that means I get to kill you more than once ... Yeah ... a LOT of times.
"I'll think of something later but right now-"
A collective intake of breath and exclamation hit the crowd, many drawing back, as Yuri slowly drew the Beretta from behind.
In trying to protect Rachel from a possible wild shot, Duffy instinctively turned, grabbing his love in a tight hug, putting his body between her and the scene unfolding. The teacher complicating matters by trying to look around.
Everyone else, stock still in witnessing the execution.
"This'll do for right now," Nakamura declared, sick smile on her face, aiming the large pistol straight at that of the man. "Heh ... All the time ... in the world."
The front leaders' left came up in support of her gun hand. Right thumb swept up the safety lever with an ominous click. The opposable digit then levered the hammer back into single action.
It was as if the target looked straight through the guns' barrel and slide at Yuri. Bravery wasn't what showed. Only an exhausted resignation seemed to register on his face.
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| "All ... the ... time ... in the world." |
"All ... the ... time ... in the world." The girls' smile wider.
Right index gradually increased pressure on the trigger. Yuri was relishing for the break. The low audible hiss from before rising in volume-
-cut off abruptly on espying the now empty chair before one and all. Beyond dead silence, making its' ponderous non-presence known.
For Rachel and Jack, it was the second and fourth time respectively they had seen an obliteration.
The silence, broken only by the heavy thump of a pistol being placed on a wood surface, continued. All eyes on Yuri now leaning palms down over the desk, head hanging.
Small gasps, becoming deeper, graduating to sobs, breathing erratic, shaking, trembling in her anguish. Her siblings gone long before, now the very revenge she dreamed of taken as well.
With startling abruptness, the Front leader snapped her head up, face twitching with emotion, spasmodically scanning the crowded office.
"OUT!" The high pitched rasping shout at least as hard. "GET ... OUT! ... Everyone ... All of you! ... GET OUT ... NOW! ... get-"
She paused and continued.
" ... Please!" Her tone changing as she returned her gaze to the desk top. Tears starting to form. "Just ... leave? ... please ... I ... can't ... I ... I need to ... need ..."
Their commanders' voice trailing off into anguished sobbing as she collapsed into the chair. The varied crowd of the Front turned to leave, teacher and maintenance man following suit.
Noda, reaching out to her hand, thought the better of it and turned. Feeling the sudden tug on his sleeve, he partly turned back to see a spent, weeping girl, staring pitifully at the desk top, holding onto him. Through stacatto breathing he heard her plea.
" ... You ... stay ... See everyone out but ... stay ... Please? ... Lock the door and ... come ... back here."
Placing the halberd in the corner, the young man proceeded to the door.
Emptying quickly, the room but for Yuri and Noda was soon vacant. Last one out, the ever observant Shiina nodded to him on exit.
Lock clicked into place the ax man apprehensively returned to the desk, not sure in-
He coming round the desk end, she was instantly out of the chair and upon him with a speed he found incomprehensible. Yuri enfolded the young man in her arms, clawlike fingers digging seemingly through his blazer and into his back.
Face in his shoulder, she, through her tears, haltingly instructed.
"Hold me Noda ... Just ... hold me ... Nothing else ... I don't think I can ... stand ... "
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| "Hold me Noda ... Just ... hold me ... Nothing else ... I don't think I can ... stand ... " |
To be continued ...
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Friday, June 19, 2015
Charleston, Obama, Clinton and the Methodology of the Anti-Gun Media
Charleston, Obama, Clinton and the Methodology of the Anti-Gun Media
Earlier this week, a pathetic, evil individual shot and killed nine people in a church in Charleston, South Carolina.
Within hours of the shooting, while CNN and other "news" outlets went into their usual frenzy of anti firearms indignation and phony concern, President Barack Obama and Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton stepped up to the mike offering their condolences AND exploiting the situation for their agendas and garnering votes.
The following is a reposting of an article posted by an annonymous writer on the 4chan website stating what one may expect from politicians, "social reformers", so-called mainstream media and other would-be saviors of your soul in the next few weeks:
Methodology of the Anti-Gun Media
Got this while perusing the 4chan website some time after the Newtown/Sandy Hook incident. As it makes more than enough sense, I'm posting it here:
I am now exposing the methodology of the anti gun media Anonymous 12/22/12(Sat)21:12 No.13862261
Ok, /k/ommandos:
So here's what's going on right now in the US Media: ideological subversion. There is a pattern and a method at work here, and it's a pattern and method we need to educate yourselves about. It's no secret that the mass media (with the exception of Fox News, regardless of your feelings toward that network) is pushing for gun control. The majority of Americans are opposed to gun control, and the Left cannot stand this fact. We are the majority.
So what exactly is the mass media doing and how are they doing it? There's a simple answer to this question. The various news networks and publications are telling Americans what and how to think.
Here is the method they are utilizing:
1. Build an emotional shitstorm through sensationalism and bombarding us with constant reminders of the Sandy Hook Massacre, even though there is plenty of other news.
2. Present the Left's argument for gun control before the Left's politicians do. This gives the appearance of a grassroots movement.
3. Build a false narrative. For example: Evil child-killing assault weapons with glock clips, and shoulder things that go up are finding their way into the hands of murderers with ease, and are triggering gun crimes.
4. Demonize and ridicule the NRA, GOA, Republican Party, Libertarians, and anyone else who opposes gun control. Very Alinskyite.
5. Fake a consensus. Stock panels with antigunners and foreigners who don't understand America's heritage of freedom. If you want a good example of this, take a look at CNN's panel discussion a few nights ago. Three of the panelists had British accents. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIPV4N_81PU )
6. Present gun control as the only solution to the problem of violence.
7. Claim that gun control is "progress" and that the Constitution is outdated and requires revisions.
4chan 12-22-12
Remember folks, in spite of what CNN et al thinks, you have minds of your own. Use them.
Be sure to check out the pro-gun organisation links in the I Second the Motion section on the right side of this page.
Guns, Polls & Statistics: Off the Top of My Head here.
*Arm Flail* Guns! *Arm Flail* here.
When Fun Is Outlawed here.
Gun Control: It's Not "For the Children" here.
Of Dancing On the Bodies & Crocodile Tears here.
4chan website here. Warning: CONTAINS CONTENT INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN.
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Monday, June 15, 2015
Evangelion 3.33 ... I Smell a Rant
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| "Yeah ... We're waiting too ..." |
Evangelion 3.33 ... I Smell a Rant
When in the H--L is the Evangelion 3.33 DVD release coming out? It's been about two stinking years and well ... nothing.
I can't get anything on the Funimation FAQ though I did get this from using Google.
Okay ... Maybe the perfectionists at Gainax are trying to get Funimation to wring out better performances from Spencer, Grant et al. I don't know (I like them just the way they are.). All I know is the wait has been too dang long.
Hmm ... Release for late 2015 or early 2016? My guess is they're shooting around New Years ... According to the original series that's when Third Impact actually takes place. It would serve Gainax and Funimation right if it actually did.
From what I've seen and heard, the Rebuilds' pretty much jumped a school of goblin sharks and makes me appreciate the original series even more. As a completist I'll probably buy 3.33 and 404 ... er ... 4.44 but now I can't get excited anymore. Shoot, I'm waiting for Amazon to market it and go for a better deal from any of the smaller distributors Amazon is "piggybacking". Pre-order? Yeah ... RIGHT!
I'm not holding my breath anymore.
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Thursday, May 28, 2015
In Gods' Good Time: Chapter Twenty Four of an Angel Beats Fan Fiction Story
In Gods' Good Time: Chapter Twenty Four of an Angel Beats Fan Fiction Story
by
C V Ford
Chapter 24: One He Did Not Suspect
Morning break. By himself in the cafeteria, Duffy sat with his coffee, musing on his God given good fortune. In about three weeks he was to exchange vows with the most beautiful, caring young woman he met ever. And he didn't "mess things up" as he had in relationships past. Making the promise of things later all the more sweeter.
He was a guy after all.
So what did it matter this not being a "normal" situation? He, Rachel, the others ...
"We may not be alive so to speak but that doesn't mean we have to be dead," he thought.
A movement to the front broke his reverie. Kaji approaching with a sheaf of work orders. The foreman would sometimes find him on his breaks, handing him notes so he wouldn't need to check in later.
After a brief exchange of greeting, the foreman left the papers and exited.
Glancing at the receding figure, Duffy examined the notes.
The second bringing him up quite short.
"Whatever you do, show no reaction on reading this. Someone may be watching.
"Please see me IMMEDIATELY in the office. This is of grave importance regarding matters of a very personal nature."
Being the stoic type, Duffy kept the reactions to what he hoped an undetectable minimum. After reading ALL the notes (Keeping up appearances in case of aforementioned observation.), he pocketed them, casually got up and left, leaving cup and saucer on the tray caddy at the entrance.
He never once would have suspected Kaji as a genuine. The way he acted, went through the motions, he was the NPC of NPCs. In all the time he had been here, through his observations, Jack saw no indication the man to be anything other than the "R.U.R." (1) he made himself out to be. There had to have been GOOD reason for him to have concealed himself all this time.
"Matters of a very personal nature," he thought. "This better not have anything to do with Rachel. Doubt it though. He's been here longer. Longer than me, even. Shoot. First person I ever talked to here."
Arriving at the utility building behind Class A, Jack noted the garage doors down. Pulling to loosen the .45 in his under the coveralls shoulder holster, the man cautiously entered, heading to the office in back where Kaji awaited. At his desk, the lead motioned for him to sit.
"No one followed you? See you leave and come here?" Nervous.
"None that I noticed. If I was, well ... I wouldn't have been able to tell. Besides, she's not in the habit of shadowing me ALL the time and hardly does that anymore anyway. Got other things to do."
"That's good for now ... I guess." A look of resignation on his face.
"Never would have thought you to be uh, for real so to speak." A suspicious Jack starting the conversation. "It'd be an understatement to say you've hidden yourself well. Mind telling me why, sir?"
"I ... Have good reason to. It's partly why I called you here."
"That reason being?"
Kaji looked down at the desk, hands on several papers stapled together. Moving them toward Jack, he stated, "I need you to do a favor for me ... A big one."
"A favor?"
"Yes ... ," continuing to slide the papers forward. "I need you to deliver ... This."
Lifting the sheaf, Duffy examined. In spite a very expanded vocabulary and his knowledge of several hundred kanji and getting the hang of the other two alphabets, the script still came across as a seemingly endless parade of mangled spiders.
"Mind telling me what this is all about?"
"You're entitled, considering what I'm asking ... and about to tell you anyway."
"Should be ... interesting."
Both men settled back in their chairs. Duffy felt this to be a long one. He was right. Kajis' tale WAS ... interesting.
"Like you, on coming here I was confused, bewildered. Had no idea what I fell into. Of course, being Japanese, it wasn't so hard to take in as you had. No one noticed me, I fit in.
"I was also relieved at the same time ... at first. It wasn't the hell of suffering and misery I expected. I also not only didn't have to worry where my next meal was coming from but I had a job, with title and position. An actual place in uh ... society I could be a part of. Something I found very hard to maintain when I was alive.
"This wasn't Heaven. I could see that right off. But, like I said before, it wasn't damnation either. For the first couple days, I thought my troubles were over ...
"Then I saw ... HER.
"She was ... older. Her looks may have matured but I could tell right off who she was.
"I've been spending time in hell ever since."
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On conclusion of Kajis' story, Jacks' mind was a mix of conflicting emotions. Running from pity to utter contempt of the broken creature before him, he didn't know wether to feel sorry for or spit on him. Thoughts of emptying a full mag of .45 into the man ran through his head.
Maintaining self control, Duffy picked the papers off the desk and re-examined.
"Mind if I bring someone else in on this?"
Kaji giving off a nervous twitch asked, "someone ... else? ... I ..."
"Another neutral third party," Jack held up the papers. "Can't read this. Need someone to verify."
"Oh," relieved. "O'Hara-sensei?"
"Yes. I'm taking this for her to look at before delivering. No insult intended. This is sudden and I need to make sure something isn't being put over on me."
"I ... understand."
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Leaving the utility garage, Duffy went down the side of Class C and entered the buildings' first tier. Going to a wall phone in the teachers' communal office he dialed Rachels' cel. Like his apartment phone (He was a cel phone "hold out". Didn't care for them.) Rachels' still operated on the number she arrived with. After these several months it still felt odd, his dialing a Toronto, Canada number, area code and all.
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Almost an hour after school let out, Yuri sat at her desk in Safe and Sound pondering the strange phone call Duffy-san called in earlier.
A matter of grave importance, he said. Concerning her. And it would be a good idea to get some "muscle" to attend as well. Noda, Matsushita, TK, Fujimaki and Oyama patiently standing by, others soon to arrive.
Looking up at the clock she noted the time. A knock at the door (Mallet trap deactivated for the moment.) revealing the foreign couple punctual ... and seriously reserved.
Yuri motioned the two to sit.
"So ... ," the Front leader starting hesitantly, not sure what it was they were here for, "just what is this 'matter of grave importance' you mentioned?"
Jack glanced sideways at Rachel still examining the papers. Noting the mans' attention, she handed the sheaf to him.
"Rather than give an account of what was told us, your reading will serve better and save us both time and breath."
"Reading ... As in?" Yuri cocked an eyebrow, pointing at the papers.
"Yes, this." He held up the notes then placed them before her.
"What is it exactly?"
"A confession." Reply in flat statement, Duffy sliding them toward her.
"Confession ... ?"
"By someone you've ... uh ... been very much wanting to meet for quite some time. Sorry ... can't put this into words very well.
"As you know, Rachel can read this certainly better than I could ever hope to. She's cross checked this with his story and it matches what he told us. He wanted us to deliver this to you and-"
"He?"
"Someone you've met before."
"Before?" The girl hesitantly picked up the papers.
"Though you've never seen his face. At least not when you initially met."
"!?"
"And he very much wants to meet with you," Rachel added noting the curious male members of the Front gathering 'round. Duffy also noticing their closer presence.
Noda, stepping up to Yuris' side, looked quizzically at the sheets before his leader. A sidelong glance from her to the halberd wielder gave no sign of annoyance or disapproval of the young mans' close proximity as in the past.
"Good," thought Duffy. "She's gonna' need ALL the moral support she can get when she takes this in."
Holding the document, both hands, Yuri read.
Not even half way down the page, a tremor in the hands evidenced, not lost on those about the desk.
Reaching out, Noda placed a comforting hand upon a feminine wrist only to have the hand brushed abruptly aside. His shock at such quickly dissuaded as Yuri, with a quick intake of breath, relented and grabbed the young mans' mitt for support, holding tightly.
Her other hand clenched, the papers partly crumpled under the grasp.
Shaking spasmodically, Yuri set the sheets down hard.
Looking straight into the mans' eyes, a wide eyed look of shock and maniacal hatred.
"YOU!?"
"Not until a few hours ago," the man talking low and slow. "He had everyone fooled ... You ... me ...
"To tell you the truth, I'm not happy with this guy either. It was all I could do to keep from shooting him myself. Had no idea I was working next to a monster all this time."
Abruptly standing up, both hands now flat on desk surface, Yuri quick-glanced at each of the six young men about.
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| "FIND HIM ... NOW!" |
"We've ... got to find him ... FIND HIM! ... The bastard! ... The son of a-! ... "
"Find who!?" The collective question from the young men.
"The-," Yuri looked at Jack then back up to the men. "The Building and Grounds foreman! He's not an NPC!"
"Not an-"
"What!?"
"This is-"
"His not being an NPC, how does that-?"
"Just FIND him!"
"Hold it. Yuri, he can't-" Jack trying to reason.
"Find him ... NOW! He mustn't- ... GO!"
"Wait! Guys! HOLD IT!"
The six stopped themselves in mid-rush to the door, a surprised Hinata, Sakaki and Takamatsu just entering through. Alternately looking between the foreigner and their leader, minds partially confused. A stoic Shiina, having unobtrusively taken her usual corner during the precedings, looked on.
Yuri, again with that hate charged look toward Jack. The sudden usurpation of her authority in her group by an outsider, not sitting at all well.
"He's not ... going ... anywhere hon," Duffy stated. "... Except here."
Rachel, taking a risk, leaned forward, reaching out, both hands enfolding Yuris' right. Though shaking violently, the girl made no effort to slap them away. The gesture seemed to have a calming effect as the girls' face went from ferocious to stern.
"Why ... would he-?"
"Where else would he go?" Jack making a rhetorical question. "There's no place he could hide on the school grounds. You and your group know the place better than I do and I know I could find him quick enough. Certainly not the guild tunnels. The woods? Matsushita and I know the hills better than he ever could and no matter what, Shiina'd track him down before any of us could get to him.
"No ... Like I said before ... He's not going anywhere ... But here.
"Which should be," the man glanced at his watch and then at the wall clock, "in about twenty minutes."
To be continued ...
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1. R.U.R. (Rossoms' Universal Robots) - A 1920, three act science fiction play by Karel Capek about a revolt of synthetic humans.
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
LCL Bath Salts!? You Gotta' Be Kidding Me!
LCL Bath Salts!? You Gotta' Be Kidding Me!
Okay, so I'm cruising through the net and thought I'd take in a look at a "friend"s' blog, Aardvarks Plumbline. At the top, I see:
For Jay Agan
LCL Bath Salts
Well that name looked familiar (Thatsa' me!) and ... LCL bath salts?
SAY ... WHAT!?
Before going any further, I'd like to point out that this "friend", a one Mr. Weatherly Hardy, owner/proprietor/haberdasher of Aardvark Tees, has in the past, chided me about some kind of Rei-phobia he thinks I may have.
While it's true the thought of being turned into a puddle of orange yuck and having my soul stolen by a floating, blue haired, emo chick I find to be a bit unsettling, it's no reason to make fun. It's just I'd rather miss out on the Rei-pture and stay the way I am.
In response to one article I'd written, he chided me about "talkin' smack" on "poor soulless Rei". I have to keep reminding myself to take in the book and movie (The Bridge at Poor Soulless Rei by Thornton Wilder.).
He even once, in my regard to his once having been a "brony", dared to compare his choice of entertainment to my worship of Goddess Haruhi!
Hnnngh!
Well! ...
Clicking on the "LCL Bath Salts" link brought me to Rocket News 24 with an article titled:
Official Evangelion bath salts are just as crazy and mentally scarring as the anime itself.
Yup! "Second Impact Bathwater" is now on the market.
That's right kiddies! If you can't wait for New Years' Day 2016 to come around (Most Neon Genesis Evangelion chronologies put the occurrance of Third Impact on or around that date. ) and want to beat the rush, you can sprinkle some 'a them there El See El bath salts in the tub and soak away in a wash of Adams' blood.
Think of all the serene "fun" you can have pretending you're awash in a sea of LCL, being one with the Instrumentality hive mind.
Think of all the not so serene fun you'll have if someone calls EMS thinking you cut your wrists!
Then again, there's the barrel of laughs you could have with this stuff and a "friend"s' swimming pool!
Hmmm ... Can you ward off sharks with this? Maybe not. It's red after all.
Aardvark Tees, shirts made of WIN! here.
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Rocket News 24 here.
LCL Bath Salts article here.
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| Harold Camping take note! You too Mr. LaHaye! And all the rest of you rapture bunnies out there! |
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Rocket News 24 here.
LCL Bath Salts article here.
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